How does Tony Stark keep his clothes wrinkle-free?
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Tony Stark can straighten even most crooked man.
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︎ Jul 22 2022
What do you call Arya Stark after she lost her family in Game of Thrones?
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︎ Jun 29 2022
What do you call Iron Man if his suit falls off?
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︎ Oct 24 2022
What did the doctor tell Tony Stark after he was diagnosed with anemia?
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︎ Apr 01 2022
Did you know, Tony Stark's armour is equally suited for men and women?
It's true! It works for an Iron-Man or a Fe-Male!
[Note: this is a reworking of the joke I put up yesterday that I was not satisfied with.]
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︎ Apr 17 2022
BREAKING NEWS: Tony Stark is adopting Objectivism, and will now be called
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︎ Mar 18 2022
How much did it cost HYDRA to kill Tony Starkβs parents?
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︎ Jul 03 2020
What is the difference between Iron Man and Aluminum Man?
Iron Man fights villains, Aluminum Man just foils their plans.
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︎ Sep 03 2022
I just saw Black Widow walking around Stark Tower at Disneyland.
I asked if she was always walking up there, but they said no. She's Romanoff and on.
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︎ Jan 27 2022
Its the future. You wake up from knee surgery in stark laboratories.
Dr banner says, "this knees ok, but disknee plus."
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︎ Jan 08 2022
How would you describe the difference between Ironman and other superheroes?
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︎ Oct 21 2022
Whatβs Tony Starkβs favorite metal?
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︎ Aug 30 2021
Why the painter who tried to draw a group of crows got arrested?
Because he attempted murder
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︎ Aug 26 2022
A chair, toilet set, bench, and stool walk into a bar and decide to play poker
It was a game of thrones.
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︎ Aug 28 2022
If Tony Stark was born in ancient Italy
He would've called himself the Iron Roman.
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︎ Mar 28 2021
Bran Stark sits down for breakfast and suddenly decides he no longer wants to be king.
In other words, bran flakes.
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︎ Sep 04 2020
What is Tony Stark's favorite form of humor?
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︎ Jul 06 2019
This would cerTony be a Stark contrast to their other ads
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︎ Dec 17 2018
Arya is tough and strong.
Sansa is kind and hopeful.
Even though they are siblings, their personalities have stark differences.
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︎ Jun 14 2022
Any random man: Arya Stark?
Arya: Yes I am.
Sansa: Yes I am.
Robb: Yes I am.
Bran: Yes I am.
Rickon: Yes I am.
Ned: Yes I am.
Jon Snow: No, I'm not
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︎ Jun 08 2020
Why doesnβt Bruce Banner tear his trousers when he becomes The Hulk?
Because the radiation altered his jeans.
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︎ Aug 03 2021
What would you call Tony Stark if he lived in the ocean?
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︎ Apr 30 2019
Iron Man has just turned into a villain.
It's such a Stark contrast.
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︎ Apr 28 2022
I watched Iron Man 1 and Iron Man 2 today.
And I gotta say, there was a Stark contrast between the two movies.
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︎ May 23 2022
Mr. Stark
My throat doesn't feel too good *cough*
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︎ Mar 26 2020
A fan approached Tony Stark and asked how does he keep himself fit
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︎ Nov 02 2019
Why did Tony Stark put a tracker on Natasha?
Because she was always Romanoff
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︎ Oct 11 2019
Tony Stark used the Mark 50 in Infinity War and Bruce Banner used the...
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︎ Jul 24 2019
What was Catelyn Stark's favorite cereal?
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︎ May 26 2019
Tony Stark builds super-advanced tech and dangerous weapons in order to keep the world safe?
They should call him Iron-y Man.
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︎ Apr 13 2018
Fun fact: Instead of going by Iron-Man
Tony Stark could have dubbed himself Fe-Male.
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︎ Apr 16 2022
Tony Stark Dad Joke
Tony: Hey Steve. Come over here.
Steve: Yeah?
Tony: Look at this.
Tony: shows Steve a picture of a knee
Steve: Whatβs that?
Tony: Itβs your knee, Cap.
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︎ Aug 19 2018
[ASOIAF] What would Lord Baelish name his child by Sansa Stark?
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︎ Aug 28 2017
Little Known Fact: Matthew Broderick almost beat out Robert Downey Jr for the role of Tony Stark
When Downey got the role, they had to change the movie title to Iron Man instead of Ferrous Bueller's Day Off.
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︎ Feb 26 2019
I remember the last words my grandfather ever said to me. He said βYou selfish boy!β
Not long after that, I became a fishmonger.
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︎ Jul 31 2020
How is Catelyn Stark like a breakfast cereal?
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︎ Oct 09 2018
Why are the Avengers against Cannabis legalization?
Because Tony Stark died from getting Stoned.
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︎ Apr 08 2022
[Mild SPOILERS] Nice to see Arya Stark FINALLY get involved in the war...
She really jumped into the Frey.
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︎ Jul 19 2017
DADJOKED BY TONY STARK
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︎ May 05 2015
What do you call Ironman without his suit?
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︎ Oct 25 2022
How much does it cost to kill Tony Starkβs family?
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︎ Dec 19 2018
What do you call a Tony Stark Cosplay?
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︎ Jun 17 2021
How much did it cost Hydra to kill Tony Starkβs parents?
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︎ Aug 04 2021
What's Ironman without the suit? Stark Naked.
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︎ Sep 09 2018
How much did it cost Hydra to kill Tony Stark's parents?
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How much did it cost to kill Tony Stark's Parents
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