If Tony Stark was born in ancient Italy
He would've called himself the Iron Roman.
How much did it cost HYDRA to kill Tony Stark’s parents?
One Buck.
Bran Stark sits down for breakfast and suddenly decides he no longer wants to be king.
In other words, bran flakes.
Any random man: Arya Stark?
Arya: Yes I am. Sansa: Yes I am. Robb: Yes I am. Bran: Yes I am. Rickon: Yes I am. Ned: Yes I am. Jon Snow: No, I'm not
What's Ironman without the suit? Stark Naked.
A fan approached Tony Stark and asked how does he keep himself fit
Tony replied,"I run man"
This would cerTony be a Stark contrast to their other ads
What would you call Tony Stark if he lived in the ocean?
Tony Shark.
Tony Stark used the Mark 50 in Infinity War and Bruce Banner used the...
Mark Ruffalo
Why did Tony Stark put a tracker on Natasha?
Because she was always Romanoff
What was Catelyn Stark's favorite cereal?
Raisin Bran.
Little Known Fact: Matthew Broderick almost beat out Robert Downey Jr for the role of Tony Stark
When Downey got the role, they had to change the movie title to Iron Man instead of Ferrous Bueller's Day Off.
Tony Stark Dad Joke
Tony: Hey Steve. Come over here.
Steve: Yeah?
Tony: Look at this.
Tony: shows Steve a picture of a knee
Steve: What’s that?
Tony: It’s your knee, Cap.
Tony Stark builds super-advanced tech and dangerous weapons in order to keep the world safe?
They should call him Iron-y Man.
How is Catelyn Stark like a breakfast cereal?
She is Raisin Bran
[ASOIAF] What would Lord Baelish name his child by Sansa Stark?
Littleginger.
[Mild SPOILERS] Nice to see Arya Stark FINALLY get involved in the war...
She really jumped into the Frey.
DADJOKED BY TONY STARK
http://imgur.com/sVGlryi
How much does it cost to kill Tony Stark’s family?
One Buck
How much did it cost Hydra to kill Tony Stark's parents?
One Buck
How much did it cost to kill Tony Stark's Parents
A Buck.
The difference between Iron Man and Iron Maiden is Stark.
