Why are football stadiums so cool?

Because every seat has a fan in it.

πŸ‘︎ 6
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/SuperGrandPatzer
πŸ“…︎ Mar 01 2021
🚨︎ report
How come the stadium got hot after the game?

Because all of the fans left.

πŸ‘︎ 38
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/red_snake0329
πŸ“…︎ Jan 20 2021
🚨︎ report
Why is the stadium so cold?

Because it has a lot of fans.

πŸ‘︎ 2
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/chihiro_yoru
πŸ“…︎ Jan 20 2021
🚨︎ report
They say the cost to build Yankee Stadium was just over $2 billion

But that's just a ballpark figure

πŸ‘︎ 10
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ“…︎ Jan 22 2021
🚨︎ report
Not many fans are allowed in the stadium for Green Bay’s game today. It will be like

Silence of the Lambeau

πŸ‘︎ 7
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/afarro
πŸ“…︎ Jan 24 2021
🚨︎ report
Why was the stadium so cool?

It was filled with fans

πŸ‘︎ 62
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/lindomontoya
πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2020
🚨︎ report
Why were sports stadiums so much cooler pre-COVID?

Because there were so many more fans.

πŸ‘︎ 9
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/HeavyEar0
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2020
🚨︎ report
Hey Kids, Why is a baseball stadium always cold?

Because it’s full of fans!!

πŸ‘︎ 20
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/balkso
πŸ“…︎ Oct 12 2020
🚨︎ report
What lights up a soccer stadium?

A soccer match

πŸ‘︎ 16
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/profusly
πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2020
🚨︎ report
Why is it always so drafty in football stadiums?

Because of all the fans.

Hm. This might be funnier after social distancing measures are safely eased.

πŸ‘︎ 6
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/jfshay
πŸ“…︎ Sep 22 2020
🚨︎ report
Stadiums are going to be so much hotter this summer

They’ll be missing all their fans...

Thanks Hank Green!

πŸ‘︎ 23
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/vtrellik
πŸ“…︎ Jul 02 2020
🚨︎ report
New report indicates widespread overheating at an alarming rate, mainly in stadiums

Must be the lack of fans.

πŸ‘︎ 10
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/Loosebutt
πŸ“…︎ Jul 02 2020
🚨︎ report
Stadiums across the country are experiencing severe overheating

Experts say its the lack of fans.

πŸ‘︎ 8
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/Loosebutt
πŸ“…︎ Jun 30 2020
🚨︎ report
Why are football stadiums all around the world really hot right now?

All the fans are at home.

πŸ‘︎ 8
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/iiToaster
πŸ“…︎ May 23 2020
🚨︎ report
I don't understand how stadiums are so hot, even during summer

There are thousands of fans at some games!

πŸ‘︎ 12
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/Jkwon6227
πŸ“…︎ Mar 07 2020
🚨︎ report
If Apple owned a dance stadium, would it be called the MacArena?
πŸ‘︎ 339
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/zombie-narwhals
πŸ“…︎ Apr 17 2019
🚨︎ report
Why are soccer stadiums at risk for burning down?

Because of all the matches.

πŸ‘︎ 12
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/jfshay
πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2019
🚨︎ report
Why did the turkey get thrown out of the stadium?

Tryptophan

πŸ‘︎ 2
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/DadJoker1988
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2019
🚨︎ report
The ten largest baseball stadiums hold between 46,000 - 56,000 people.

Just some ballpark figures for you.

(My own joke!)

πŸ‘︎ 25
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/biggrumpybadger
πŸ“…︎ Feb 15 2019
🚨︎ report
Graduated Sunday. Will live in infamy for explaining why it was so hot in the stadium.

Because there's over a thousand degrees.

Everybody around me heard that and groaned. The guy in front of me stared back like, "you've gotta be kidding me"

πŸ‘︎ 15
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/chaoticpix93
πŸ“…︎ Dec 19 2018
🚨︎ report
How do stadiums get so hot

With all those fans in them it should stay nice and cool

πŸ‘︎ 5
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/MrCosmos1
πŸ“…︎ Aug 09 2018
🚨︎ report
How come the stadium got hot after the game?

Because all of the fans left.

πŸ‘︎ 54
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/lolyfe-dc
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2020
🚨︎ report
Why was the stadium so cool?

It was filled with fans.

πŸ‘︎ 17
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/Trtlman
πŸ“…︎ Oct 06 2020
🚨︎ report
Why was it so cold at the stadium?

Because there were lots of fans

πŸ‘︎ 14
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/BoryxKajinyx
πŸ“…︎ Sep 04 2020
🚨︎ report
How do you light up a soccer stadium?

With a soccer match

πŸ‘︎ 6
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/howiewu0402
πŸ“…︎ Jun 29 2020
🚨︎ report
How do you light up a soccer stadium

You have a soccer match!

πŸ‘︎ 3
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/howiewu0402
πŸ“…︎ Jul 08 2020
🚨︎ report
Why do stadiums get hot after the game?

Because all the fans left.

πŸ‘︎ 301
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/skinnyboi47
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2019
🚨︎ report
How come the stadium got hot after the game?

Because all of the fans left.

πŸ‘︎ 95
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 06 2019
🚨︎ report
Why was the stadium so cool?

It was filled with fans

πŸ‘︎ 12
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/MasKash3
πŸ“…︎ Feb 27 2020
🚨︎ report
How come the stadium got so hot?

All of the fans left.

πŸ‘︎ 15
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/SuperMegaPepega
πŸ“…︎ Mar 01 2020
🚨︎ report
What lights up a soccer stadium?

A soccer match.

πŸ‘︎ 8
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ“…︎ Sep 02 2019
🚨︎ report
Why did the stadium get hot after the game?

Because all of the fans left :(

πŸ‘︎ 31
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/Dmed24
πŸ“…︎ Jul 03 2019
🚨︎ report
Why was the stadium so cool?

It was filled with fans.

πŸ‘︎ 5
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/fjijjjjju
πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2019
🚨︎ report
Why did the stadium get hot after the game?

Because all the fans left

πŸ‘︎ 187
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/DC_Antman
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2018
🚨︎ report
Why was the stadium so hot?

Because all of the fans left.

πŸ‘︎ 16
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/pho24
πŸ“…︎ Sep 21 2019
🚨︎ report
Why was the stadium so cool?

It was filled with fans.

πŸ‘︎ 30
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/beatenthem
πŸ“…︎ Aug 19 2019
🚨︎ report
Why was the stadium so cool?

Because it was full of fans!

πŸ‘︎ 19
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/nice_lettuce
πŸ“…︎ Aug 09 2019
🚨︎ report
How come the stadium got hot after the game?

Because all of the fans left.

πŸ‘︎ 2
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 06 2019
🚨︎ report
Why did the stadium get so hot before the game?

because the players were warming up.

πŸ‘︎ 8
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/DatRoomate
πŸ“…︎ May 26 2019
🚨︎ report
Why did the stadium get hot after the game?

Because all the fans left.

πŸ‘︎ 12
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/crystalskull89
πŸ“…︎ Jul 26 2019
🚨︎ report
Why was the stadium so cool?

Cause it was filled with fans.

πŸ‘︎ 7
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/Greasy_Pizza
πŸ“…︎ Aug 04 2019
🚨︎ report
Why was the stadium so windy?

Because of all the fans!

πŸ‘︎ 4
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/Swertrich
πŸ“…︎ Feb 24 2019
🚨︎ report
Why was the stadium so hot?

All of the fans left

πŸ‘︎ 29
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/BeastyChris13
πŸ“…︎ Apr 19 2019
🚨︎ report
Why did the stadium get hot after the game?

All the fans left

πŸ‘︎ 50
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/OfficeBadger
πŸ“…︎ Jan 30 2019
🚨︎ report
Why did the stadium become hot after the match was over?

because all the fans had left.

πŸ‘︎ 2
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/reddituser__exe
πŸ“…︎ Jul 01 2019
🚨︎ report
Why did the stadium get hot after the game?

All the fans left.

πŸ‘︎ 44
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ“…︎ Jul 21 2018
🚨︎ report

Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. Click here for more information.