Why are football stadiums so cool?
Because every seat has a fan in it.
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How come the stadium got hot after the game?
Because all of the fans left.
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Why is the stadium so cold?
Because it has a lot of fans.
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They say the cost to build Yankee Stadium was just over $2 billion
But that's just a ballpark figure
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Not many fans are allowed in the stadium for Green Bayβs game today. It will be like
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Why were sports stadiums so much cooler pre-COVID?
Because there were so many more fans.
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Why was the stadium so cool?
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Hey Kids, Why is a baseball stadium always cold?
Because itβs full of fans!!
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What lights up a soccer stadium?
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Why is it always so drafty in football stadiums?
Because of all the fans.
Hm. This might be funnier after social distancing measures are safely eased.
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Stadiums are going to be so much hotter this summer
Theyβll be missing all their fans...
Thanks Hank Green!
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New report indicates widespread overheating at an alarming rate, mainly in stadiums
Must be the lack of fans.
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Stadiums across the country are experiencing severe overheating
Experts say its the lack of fans.
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︎ Jun 30 2020
Why are football stadiums all around the world really hot right now?
All the fans are at home.
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︎ May 23 2020
I don't understand how stadiums are so hot, even during summer
There are thousands of fans at some games!
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If Apple owned a dance stadium, would it be called the MacArena?
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Why are soccer stadiums at risk for burning down?
Because of all the matches.
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Why did the turkey get thrown out of the stadium?
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The ten largest baseball stadiums hold between 46,000 - 56,000 people.
Just some ballpark figures for you.
(My own joke!)
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Graduated Sunday. Will live in infamy for explaining why it was so hot in the stadium.
Because there's over a thousand degrees.
Everybody around me heard that and groaned. The guy in front of me stared back like, "you've gotta be kidding me"
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How do stadiums get so hot
With all those fans in them it should stay nice and cool
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︎ Aug 09 2018
How come the stadium got hot after the game?
Because all of the fans left.
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Why was the stadium so cool?
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Why was it so cold at the stadium?
Because there were lots of fans
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How do you light up a soccer stadium?
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How do you light up a soccer stadium
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Why do stadiums get hot after the game?
Because all the fans left.
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Why was the stadium so cool?
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How come the stadium got hot after the game?
Because all of the fans left.
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How come the stadium got so hot?
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What lights up a soccer stadium?
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Why did the stadium get hot after the game?
Because all of the fans left :(
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Why was the stadium so cool?
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Why did the stadium get hot after the game?
Because all the fans left
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Why was the stadium so cool?
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Why was the stadium so hot?
Because all of the fans left.
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Why was the stadium so cool?
Because it was full of fans!
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︎ Aug 09 2019
How come the stadium got hot after the game?
Because all of the fans left.
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Why did the stadium get so hot before the game?
because the players were warming up.
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︎ May 26 2019
Why did the stadium get hot after the game?
Because all the fans left.
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Why was the stadium so cool?
Cause it was filled with fans.
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Why was the stadium so windy?
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Why was the stadium so hot?
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Why did the stadium become hot after the match was over?
because all the fans had left.
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Why did the stadium get hot after the game?
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Why did the stadium get hot after the game?
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