What civil rights leader sold the most sponges?
These guys broke into my house and stole everything except for my soap, my hand sanitizer, and my sponges.
Why are sponges such good listeners?
Because they soak up everything.
My costume is a bunch of sponges pinned to my shirt
A friend and I were trading sponge puns... (Hint: I really milked it)
What language does Sponge Bob write code in?
I never understood why they named the show "SpongeBob"
Patrick was literally the star of the show
Patrick from SpongeBob SquarePants seems to be completely clueless.
It’s like he lives under a rock or something.
Where did the sponge go on vacation?
My son asked me to name 2 structures that hold water
I thought it would be hard to find a Victoria sponge with cheese and tomatoes on top...
Turns out it was a pizza cake.
I got hospitalized for my SpongeBob addiction
So I asked them if they can put me in the squid ward
SpongeBob may be the main character of the show.
Yesterday, I was washing the car with my son...
He said: “Dad can’t you just use a sponge?”
My dad broke his finger today while working in the coal mine
He’ll be ok though, it was just a minor injury.
A little boy was crying so I reminded him he was going to see SpongeBob.
He calmed down and even helped me tie the bricks to his ankles.
My son transitioned to female and then shortly after had transitioned back to male.
I asked what changed their mind and he said, “I listened to a voice of re-son.”
My friend asked me if we could turn subtitles on during SpongeBob.
I told him "eye eye caption."
In the underwater 'Cool' Olympics, it was Seahorse VS Sponge in the final...
Seahorse was aloof, but Sponge was a loofah
I finally went to the doctor to cure my obsession with SpongeBob.
They put me in the squid ward.
Why is the show called SpongeBob SquarePants?
Patrick is clearly the star.
According to recent studies, 6 out of every 10 American school children struggle with mathematics.
I knew we had a problem, but 75% is out of control.
Why did the sponge wake up early?
To get the moist out of the day.
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sitting in a bathtub?
Jenna was asthmatic and having trouble breathin
Every time she breathed bits of cake would come out
Jenna-wheeze-sponge
What's Anakins Least Favourite SpongeBob Character?
I have a sponge front door
What do a boy band and a dish sponge have in common?
What is SpongeBob’s least desirable personality trait?
Why didn't any of the soap bottles talk to the shower sponge in the shower?
Context: Movie in question is the 2004 SpongeBob movie
Man, I love SpongeBob.
He’s a very holesome guy.
I once knew an arrogant sponge
He was very self absorbed
Why do people in Athens hate getting up early?
Because Dawn is tough on Greece.
I haven’t seen this one in years. My kids will all all learn this one today. Begrudgingly I’m sure.
Why did they name the show after SpongeBob.....
When Patrick is the star of the show.
SpongeBob may be the title character in the TV show.
Patrick of SpongeBob SquarePants is probably the most clueless character on TV.
It seems like he lives under a rock.
I just got put into hospital for my severe SpongeBob addiction
They put me in the Squid Ward.
Yesterday, I was washing the car with my son.
He said, "Dad, can't you just use a sponge?"
Why did the sponge wake up early?
To get the moist out of the day.
I know that SpongeBob is the title character of the show.
I was washing our car with my son when he asked...
“Dad, can’t you just use a sponge!?”
*Dad washing the car with his son*
Son: “Dad, can you please just use a sponge?”
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