No tres-passing
It means a lot to me.
Desperate-seato
Buenas TARDIS
Because they can't Si
Empanada
El phobia.
Just came up with this. Gonna make everyone cringe all day.
Chilitos.
It means a lot to him
Me: Thanks. I really need this Yob.
Nobody expected the Spanish ink precision.
Uno, dos... poof. He disappeared without a tres.
Dad responds "Hispanic!"
important, my family speaks Spanish
After my school's Christmas concert, I went out to eat with my family. They were asking me about some people who were announced for having made it into the All-State Band and Orchestra, one of which was a string bass player (contrabajo in Spanish).
I told them: "Si... Ella toca contrabajo. (Yes... She plays string bass.)"
And my dad replies: "ΒΏPues si toca con trabajo, porque la aceptaron? (Well if she plays with difficulty, why did they accept her?)"
TL;DR: Contrabajo = string bass, con trabajo = with difficulty
So let's say I'm looking for my keys. Where are they, I don't know, I can't find them. So I say to my wife (we're both non-hispanic white people from Arizona with constant Spanish immersion enough to pick some up some of the language):
Donde estan mis llaves? (Where are my keys?) Aqui! Aqui! (Here! Here!)
The dadjoke part of this is that Aqui sounds like 'A Key'.
Gets a groan every time!
Nobody expects the Spanish ink precision.
