Character spacing is important, for example: ...
...writing: "I have a music album". 🎶
...versus: "I have a musical bum". 🎺
My boss thought the spacing in my report was weird
But I felt it was justified
Doctor: You need to practice child spacing
Me: The mothers to my 3 kids are in 3 different states
Dadjoked myself while spacing my ears.
Just happened.
Spacing my ears, and finally got to the last part of it. Unknowingly, I muttered to myself: "c'mon, final stretch now."
I'll show myself out.
Looking for space puns!
My fiance and I are getting married at Kennedy Space Center. We're looking for a good space + love/wedding pun for our website. Written in the Stars is too cheesy. We're leaning toward "One Giant Leap". Any other suggestions?
Isn't that a nice beer-space pun?
[Pun Request] Bowling ball and space
I recently won a bowling ball that has a color pattern that looks like space. I want to get it engraved with an awesome bowling/space pun but I cant think of anything. Any suggestions?
Dud you know Astronauts said steaks are better in space?
Why does a space rock taste nicer than an earth rock?
It’s a little meteor.
(Not a dad. But I told this to my dad and he approved)
8 y/o, "Dad, what does the space needle sew?"
Me, "I dunno, what?"
Her, "The fabric of space time!"
She told me that while we were watching the new years show at the space needle lol.
Poor dude must be spaced out.
What do you call a NASA employee that has never reached space?
I was showing our new car to our family. And my daughter asked "Cargo space ? "
In space, nobody can hear you groan
Is there space for a pun here?
How do you host a space party?
What do you call a space nuke?
Weapon of Mars destruction.
What should you do if you see a space man?
[At the therapist] Me: Doc, I have a crippling fear of big, empty spaces.
Therapist: A void?
Me: That’s good advice. Thanks.
One should eat a healthy meal before going to space.
Did you guys hear about the new Space Jam sequel where Marvin the Martian joins the Monstars, scores all of their points and they win it all?
You should check it out, it’s a really good Martian Scores’easy film
Iamonthemoonandthereisnoplacetogetabeer.
Youmightsaythereisnospacebar.
How do you plan a party in space?
You planet
Courtesy of my 12 year old daughter. So proud!!
What does a blind woman say when she gets to the top of the Space Needle?
Nothing, cause she can't Seattle.
How much do cars like parking space?
My dads astronaut friend ate pizza in space
He said it was out of this world.
I don't know if this is repost or not. If so, I am sorry
I got this new book focusing on space and antigravity
‘Is it any good?’
I can’t put it down
How do aliens keep themselves clean while in space?
What do you call a space ejaculation?
Do you think space aeroplanes will ever be a thing?
Because personally I can’t see them ever taking off.
Ever heard of the restaurant in space?
Great food!, no atmosphere!
How did the space criminal escape from the prison planet?
He achieved ESCAPE VELOCITY
Did you hear about the pay as you go toilet in space?
The price was gastronomical!
"Orion's belt is a big _____ of space"
Did you hear about the guy who was afraid of tight spaces at Christmastime?
He had Santa Claustrophobia.
So if time and space are both relatives...
Why don't they ever come to my birthday parties?
When they sent the first cow to space,
The steaks had never been higher!
What time do they use in space?
What are the scariest jokes in space?
Girl: I need a break, give me some space...
Boy: Okay, what's your Volume?
What do you do when you see a space man?
How do you have a party in Space??
How do you throw a party in space?
How do you have a party in space?
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