Character spacing is important, for example: ...

...writing: "I have a music album". 🎢

...versus: "I have a musical bum". 🎺

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KW-DadJoker
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My boss thought the spacing in my report was weird

But I felt it was justified

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dadlifememes
πŸ“…︎ Feb 20 2020
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Doctor: You need to practice child spacing

Me: The mothers to my 3 kids are in 3 different states

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ssekuwanda
πŸ“…︎ Mar 05 2019
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Dadjoked myself while spacing my ears.

Just happened.

Spacing my ears, and finally got to the last part of it. Unknowingly, I muttered to myself: "c'mon, final stretch now."

I'll show myself out.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Schnitzelbomb
πŸ“…︎ Mar 05 2015
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Looking for space puns!

My fiance and I are getting married at Kennedy Space Center. We're looking for a good space + love/wedding pun for our website. Written in the Stars is too cheesy. We're leaning toward "One Giant Leap". Any other suggestions?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MeggyGrex
πŸ“…︎ Sep 15 2019
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Just some space puns
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πŸ‘€︎ u/FarPrince
πŸ“…︎ Jan 26 2020
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Space pun
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Levsi09
πŸ“…︎ Jan 08 2019
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Isn't that a nice beer-space pun?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/lejka005
πŸ“…︎ Apr 08 2019
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space puns!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/medium_well_rare
πŸ“…︎ Sep 26 2017
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[Pun Request] Bowling ball and space

I recently won a bowling ball that has a color pattern that looks like space. I want to get it engraved with an awesome bowling/space pun but I cant think of anything. Any suggestions?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sanjispride
πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2013
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Dud you know Astronauts said steaks are better in space?

They're a little meteor.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/noapostrophe555
πŸ“…︎ Jan 11 2021
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Why does a space rock taste nicer than an earth rock?

It’s a little meteor.

(Not a dad. But I told this to my dad and he approved)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ValkyrieAssassin1
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06 2021
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8 y/o, "Dad, what does the space needle sew?"

Me, "I dunno, what?"

Her, "The fabric of space time!"

She told me that while we were watching the new years show at the space needle lol.

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 13 2021
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Poor dude must be spaced out.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/BitchyOlive
πŸ“…︎ Oct 15 2020
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Space-Bar
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πŸ‘€︎ u/shivamnashte
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2020
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Otter space
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πŸ‘€︎ u/NoCoolSenpai
πŸ“…︎ Sep 21 2020
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What do you call a NASA employee that has never reached space?

An Astro-not.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NotSoSasquatchy
πŸ“…︎ Dec 07 2020
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I was showing our new car to our family. And my daughter asked "Cargo space ? "

I said "No car-go road"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gp_11
πŸ“…︎ Jan 17 2021
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In space, nobody can hear you groan
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πŸ‘€︎ u/mattoconnor69
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2020
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The Kennedy Space Santa.
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πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2020
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Is there space for a pun here?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/wwwSTEALTHYcom
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2020
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How do you host a space party?

You planet.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nchiladas
πŸ“…︎ Nov 23 2020
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What do you call a space nuke?

Weapon of Mars destruction.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mr-Klaus
πŸ“…︎ Jan 23 2021
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What should you do if you see a space man?

Park in it, man!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jezreel62
πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2020
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[At the therapist] Me: Doc, I have a crippling fear of big, empty spaces.

Therapist: A void?

Me: That’s good advice. Thanks.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jan 07 2021
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One should eat a healthy meal before going to space.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/suddenly_ants
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2020
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Did you guys hear about the new Space Jam sequel where Marvin the Martian joins the Monstars, scores all of their points and they win it all?

You should check it out, it’s a really good Martian Scores’easy film

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AquamarineCheetah
πŸ“…︎ Dec 19 2020
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Iamonthemoonandthereisnoplacetogetabeer.

Youmightsaythereisnospacebar.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GenIISD
πŸ“…︎ Nov 03 2020
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How do you plan a party in space?

You planet

Courtesy of my 12 year old daughter. So proud!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cantfindacoolnik
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2020
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What does a blind woman say when she gets to the top of the Space Needle?

Nothing, cause she can't Seattle.

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2020
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How much do cars like parking space?

Quite a LOT.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Neutranium
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2020
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My dads astronaut friend ate pizza in space

He said it was out of this world.

I don't know if this is repost or not. If so, I am sorry

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2020
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I got this new book focusing on space and antigravity

β€˜Is it any good?’

I can’t put it down

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πŸ‘€︎ u/onemangang15
πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2020
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How do aliens keep themselves clean while in space?

With a meteor shower!!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Amart1985
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2020
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What do you call a space ejaculation?

An astronut.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xoriatis71
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2020
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Do you think space aeroplanes will ever be a thing?

Because personally I can’t see them ever taking off.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/argotrevor
πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2020
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Ever heard of the restaurant in space?

Great food!, no atmosphere!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/I-like-JJBA
πŸ“…︎ Oct 19 2020
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How did the space criminal escape from the prison planet?

He achieved ESCAPE VELOCITY

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Schrodingers_liar
πŸ“…︎ Dec 01 2020
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Did you hear about the pay as you go toilet in space?

The price was gastronomical!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/drozzi007
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2020
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"Orion's belt is a big _____ of space"

"Waist"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/inttilife
πŸ“…︎ Oct 17 2020
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Did you hear about the guy who was afraid of tight spaces at Christmastime?

He had Santa Claustrophobia.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CrazyBullJones
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2020
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So if time and space are both relatives...

Why don't they ever come to my birthday parties?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FuckinWimp87
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2020
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Which kidney to take?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/steeltitan1
πŸ“…︎ Oct 05 2020
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When they sent the first cow to space,

The steaks had never been higher!

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 03 2020
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What time do they use in space?

Light years

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SuperGinger
πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2020
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What are the scariest jokes in space?

Knock-Knock Jokes

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ Sep 18 2020
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Girl: I need a break, give me some space...

Boy: Okay, what's your Volume?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sarvashaktiman
πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2020
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What do you do when you see a space man?

Park in it, man!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/philipnicolazzo
πŸ“…︎ Dec 19 2020
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How do you have a party in Space??

You planet

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yuri-123
πŸ“…︎ Aug 30 2020
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How do you throw a party in space?

You planet.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/high-priestess
πŸ“…︎ Oct 22 2020
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How do you have a party in space?

You planet

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MangoAway17
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