An alien came down to Earth the other day, stepped out of his spaceship and said, "G'day cobber! Let's start a barby and throw some shrimp on! Strewth!".....

....he was an Austr-alien

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KCL80
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Why does the otter have a spaceship?

He would like to go to OTTER SPACE

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πŸ‘€︎ u/urapeabrain
πŸ“…︎ Sep 21 2020
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Otter building a spaceship.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/eyl327
πŸ“…︎ Apr 30 2017
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The Mars rovers have to be sterile before being sent to the planet to prevent cross contamination. Just one germ and they must clean the spaceship again...

The whole mission must be scrubbed.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Jul 03 2019
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Here is a picture of an otter building a spaceship..
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TopNotchBanter
πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2014
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In superhero movies, does car insurance cover The Hulk throwing my car into a spaceship? ipfs.pics/QmWAatTSa5CU3yz…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/yousosweg
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2015
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What does a spaceship wear in autumn?

A hullover!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DamagedEngine
πŸ“…︎ Oct 18 2015
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Before attacking the alien spaceship in Independence Day the General tells his pilots to fire at will.

Dad: "What did Will do?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rUcKuS858
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03 2016
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For the past few days, I wake up to see someone has dumped a bunch of LEGO blocks on my front porch.

I don’t know what to make of it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Apr 04 2020
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Canada is planning a mission to the moon

We're calling our spaceship the Apollo-G.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/habsfan1112
πŸ“…︎ Aug 16 2019
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An Irishmen walks into NASA and asks

"Can Ireland my spaceship on the moon?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Deh_Angles
πŸ“…︎ Mar 09 2020
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My mate, Skippy, is a bit of a nerd. Just last night he spent 2 hours telling me about all the characters named Kang.

For instance, Kang the Conqueror is a fictional supervillain appearing in American comic books published by Marvel Comics. In 2009, Kang was ranked as IGN's 65th Greatest Comic Book Villain of All Time

or

In the Simpsons , Kang is a Rigellian from Rigel 7. He and his sister Kodos continuously try to take over Earth and are usually seen attacking Springfield. Kang and Kodos have a lot of space weaponry at hand and have their own spaceship. They speak the Rigellian language, which, by coincidence, is identical to English. Although they look identical, Kang has a deeper voice than Kodos.

I guess you could say Skippy is a Kang Guru...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AustralianGroan
πŸ“…︎ Apr 18 2020
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So I was watching my boyfriend play video games.

He kept shooting and not hitting the other spaceship and was getting angry about it. After about the third time:

Me: Well, what are you using?

Him: Huh? (still focused intensely on game)

Me: Like for artillery, what are you using to shoot?

Him: Missiles.

Me: Ah, well there's your problem.

Took a few minutes, but eventually he realized.

It was the most tense moment of our relationship so far.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/alfwight
πŸ“…︎ Mar 22 2014
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What is E.T short for?

To fit in the spaceship

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πŸ‘€︎ u/StephenHurly
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2017
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(X-post /r/jokes) Do you know what E.T. is short for?

So he can fit into his spaceship.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Zombie_Aficionado
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2015
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Why does an otter collect parts for his spaceship?

So he can go to otter space

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WashingYoda
πŸ“…︎ Aug 29 2020
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Why was the sea otter on the spaceship?

To get to otter space

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ConvulsionFlow
πŸ“…︎ Jul 11 2018
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What’s E.T. Short for?

So he can fit in his spaceship

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2018
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