Sox Puns

A list of puns related to "Sox"

How would you describe the worst trade the Boston Red Sox ever made

Completely Ruthless

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👤︎ u/hbsquatch
📅︎ Apr 20 2017
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My Dad's Red Sox Halloween joke

So a little kid comes to the door in a Red Sox uniform and my Dad tells him " WOW! Congratulations on the World Series, such an accomplishment at your age !"

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👤︎ u/ThickRippers
📅︎ Nov 02 2013
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What is the smelliest kind of ox?

A buttocks.

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👤︎ u/wspoons5
📅︎ Mar 15 2021
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My wife found out I was cheating on her, after she found all the letters I was hiding...

She got so mad and said she's never playing Scrabble with me again...

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👤︎ u/madazzahatter
📅︎ Sep 07 2017
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Did you hear about the man that is turning into an animal?

He took off his sox and had bare feet!

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👤︎ u/ItsKilLikeMine
📅︎ Jul 21 2019
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On baseball teams

My grandpa saw my cousin wearing a White Sox t-shirt (from his little league team) and flip-flops.

"White Sox? It doesn't look like you're wearing any socks!"

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👤︎ u/Kaluthir
📅︎ Aug 06 2013
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