Southness Puns

...but really, there’s a whole world of differences between them.

There's no dental records & all the DNA matches...

Cuz they can't walk

'OK,' I said, 'Alpaca my bags.'

A Brazilian

Mad-at-gas-car, obviously.

(It just came to me and I had to share it. I'm so sorry)

He was a bipolar bear

They were bat shit crazy.

I find those topics to be quite polarizing.

Goddamn those big game hunters

A Bangladish.

Chile Pad.

At least a Brazilian.

It's called the Chilly Chile Chili.

Polar Opposites.

There's more ducks on that side.

(As told by my father)

Poor bastard.

.....and it wouldn't have happened if people there had done things more Caerphilly.

an American, an Andorran, an Angolan, an Antiguans, an Argentine, an Armenian, an Australian, an Austrian, an Azerbaijani, a Bahamian, a Bahraini, a Bangladeshi, a Barbadian, a Barbudans, a Batswanan, a Belarusian, a Belgian, a Belizean, a Beninese, a Bhutanese, a Bolivian, a Bosnian, a Brazilian, a Brit, a Bruneian, a Bulgarian, a Burkinabe, a Burmese, a Burundian, a Cambodian, a Cameroonian, a Canadian, a Cape Verdean, a Central African, a Chadian, a Chilean, a Chinese, a Colombian, a Comoran, a Congolese, a Costa Rican, a Croatian, a Cuban, a Cypriot, a Czech, a Dane, a Djibouti, a Dominican, a Dutchman, an East Timorese, an Ecuadorean, an Egyptian, an Emirian, an Equatorial Guinean, an Eritrean, an Estonian, an Ethiopian, a Fijian, a Filipino, a Finn, a Frenchman, a Gabonese, a Gambian, a Georgian, a German, a Ghanaian, a Greek, a Grenadian, a Guatemalan, a Guinea-Bissauan, a Guinean, a Guyanese, a Haitian, a Herzegovinian, a Honduran, a Hungarian, an I-Kiribati, an Icelander, an Indian, an Indonesian, an Iranian, an Iraqi, an Irishman, an Israeli, an Italian, an Ivorian, a Jamaican, a Japanese, a Jordanian, a Kazakhstani, a Kenyan, a Kittian and Nevisian, a Kuwaiti, a Kyrgyz, a Laotian, a Latvian, a Lebanese, a Liberian, a Libyan, a Liechtensteiner, a Lithuanian, a Luxembourger, a Macedonian, a Malagasy, a Malawian, a Malaysian, a Maldivan, a Malian, a Maltese, a Marshallese, a Mauritanian, a Mauritian, a Mexican, a Micronesian, a Moldovan, a Monacan, a Mongolian, a Moroccan, a Mosotho, a Motswana, a Mozambican, a Namibian, a Nauruan, a Nepalese, a New Zealander, a Nicaraguan, a Nigerian, a Nigerien, a North Korean, a Northern Irishman, a Norwegian, an Omani, a Pakistani, a Palauan, a Palestinian, a Panamanian, a Papua New Guinean, a Paraguayan, a Peruvian, a Pole, a Portuguese, a Qatari, a Romanian, a Russian, a Rwandan, a Saint Lucian, a Salvadoran, a Samoan, a San Marinese, a Sao Tomean, a Saudi, a Scottish, a Senegalese, a Serbian, a Seychellois, a Sierra Leonean, a Singaporean, a Slovakian, a Slovenian, a Solomon Islander, a Somali, a South African, a South Korean, a Spaniard, a Sri Lankan, a Sudanese, a Surinamer, a Swazi, a Swede, a Swiss, a Syrian, a Taiwanese, a Tajik, a Tanzanian, a Togolese, a Tongan, a Trinidadian or Tobagonian, a Tunisian, a Turkish, a Tuvaluan, a Ugandan, a Ukrainian, a Uruguayan, a Uzbekistani, a Venezuelan, a Vietnamese, a Welshman, a Yemenite, a Zambian and a Zimbabwean all go to a nightclub...

The doorman stops the

Don't be Rhossili Bae

They were called ours

So I packed up my stuff and right

It's simple meth.

America has really Kamalong way

For the Confederacy, it all went South from there

While South Korea is absolutely lively, the rest of Asia is completely Seoulless.

Hes known as the bi-polar bi-polar bi polar bear.

He doesn’t drink, it's just that he's really bad at crossword puzzles...

He said yeah brew

Because you're looking a little chilly

Because their Amazon only goes to the northern part of South America.

With a Paraguayder.

Boeing.

He’s a Seoul proprietor.

He didn't know where to turn, before things went south.

An urgent tina

Because Missouri loves company.

I felt like a new man, walking about with my new inSeouls.

A Brazillion.

Because they can't swim.

It's too far to walk

Because it's too far to walk!

Chile

Because it is too far to walk

A Brazilian