A list of puns related to "South Dakota"
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So I have a buddy from school named Dakota. A few days ago he stopped by for the first time, and my dad does this.
Dad: "Hey, Dakota?"
Dakota: "Yeah?"
Dad: "North or South?"
Dakota: "...what?"
Dad: "Which were you named after?"
Dakota "..."
So my dad and are touring a college in Rapid City, South Dakota, and we drove past a Geology Museum. He casually pointed it out as we had not noticed it before. I waited a few seconds, fully expecting a Geology rocks joke, but he was silent. I asked him why he didn't make a joke, as he is notorious for awesome dad jokes, and he looked at me and said, "I was going to but I felt like I was stuck between a rock and a hard place." I just looked at him and gave him a fist bump. This is going to be a great trip.
"Why is North Dakota so windy?"
Because South Dakota Sucks, and Canada Blows.
(Favorite joke of my grandfathers)
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