A list of puns related to "Southern Food"
A Philly cheapskate
Years ago I used to use a LexisNexis database of companies that would give corporate information like name, address, and general business description. While most of them were pretty bland, there were a bunch of them with some really cheesy puns, and over a few years I built quite a collection.
Today I share with you "NEXIS IS RIDICULOUS.txt":
Note: I work in a southern food restaurant.
The phone rings for a take out order.
Me: Hi, how can I help you?
Guy: I need to place an emergency order.
Me: Excuse me?
Guy: I got someone over here who's dying for some soul food.
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