A list of puns related to "Solicited"
So I work at a car dealership in not the best part of town. I was outside enjoying a smoke when a frail woman with bad teeth walked towards me. "I'll suck you off for a plate of lasagna," she said. I shot back, "sorry, I'm not interested in pastatutes."
He seemed kind of shady.
if you were a good psychic you would have known I was going to tell you to fuck off!
Apparently the spa he went to had been under investigation for a year and he just happened to go there but was arrested before he could finish. I guess his lawyers will have to...get him off.
He was brought in for soliciting.
Solicitators.
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