Why havenβt aliens visited our Solar System yet?
They looked at the reviews... only 1 star
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What is the first step in making a solar system?
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︎ Apr 30 2021
If they made a movie about our solar system ...
... the sun would be the star of the show.
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︎ May 03 2021
Generating all of our power from solar energy ....
... its not going to happen overnight!
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︎ May 08 2021
I own a solar powered food maker.
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︎ Apr 21 2021
I have a picture with me standing and solar panels in the background. Please suggest something punny.
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︎ Mar 26 2021
If I have a solar-powered phone, and I use it to make a callβ¦
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︎ Apr 11 2021
βDad can you explain what a solar eclipse is?β
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︎ Mar 02 2021
How does the solar system keep it's pants from falling down?
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︎ Feb 18 2021
I don't plan to put up solar panels...
But, if you do, more power to you.
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︎ Feb 11 2021
If I had to rate our solar system...
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︎ Dec 16 2020
What's a solar eclipse?
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︎ Oct 31 2020
Operating a solar farm is probably easy
After all, it's a light crop
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︎ Dec 15 2020
If a belt made of watches is a waist of time...
Then a belt that has a diagram of the solar system must be a waist of space.
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︎ Apr 10 2021
How does the solar system throw a party?
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︎ Sep 03 2020
So i stole my neighbours solar panel
After a bit of arguing and me joking around
And he said I think you're making light of the situation
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︎ Aug 13 2020
Son-"Dad, can you tell me what a solar eclipse is?"
Dad-"No son."
Son-"Cmon no fair."
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︎ Jul 19 2020
21st June 2020 lies on Sunday, which is also Father's Day, but since we have Solar Eclipse on that day, it's actually Sun-day.
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︎ Jun 17 2020
Why haven't aliens visited our solar system yet?
They looked at the reviews, but we only had one star
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︎ Feb 19 2021
son: dad, can you tell me what a solar eclipse is?
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︎ Feb 25 2021
Boy : "Dad, could you tell me what a solar eclipse is?"
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︎ Jan 29 2021
My son asked,"Dad, can you explain to me what a solar eclipse is? "
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︎ Mar 17 2021
I own a solar powered food maker...
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︎ Mar 19 2021
Son: Dad can you explain to me what a solar eclipse is?
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︎ Feb 26 2021
Boy: βDad, can you tell me what a solar eclipse is?β
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︎ Jan 31 2021
Son: "Dad, can you tell me what a solar eclipse is?"
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︎ Jan 26 2021
Dad, hey can you tell me what a solar eclipse is?
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︎ Oct 31 2020
Son: Dad, can you explain to me what a solar eclipse is?
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︎ Jan 03 2021
Son: Dad, can you explain to me what a solar eclipse is?
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︎ Jan 03 2021
I don't plan to put up solar panels.
But if you do, more power to you.
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︎ Dec 08 2020
My son asked if I could tell him what a solar eclipse is
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︎ May 03 2020
Dad can you explain what a solar eclipse is?
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︎ Jan 05 2021
"Dad, can you tell me what solar eclipse is?"
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︎ Nov 27 2020
Dad, can you tell me what a solar eclipse is?
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︎ Sep 16 2020
"Hey Dad, can you tell me what a solar eclipse is?"
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︎ Nov 02 2020
Why havenβt aliens visited our solar system yet?
They looked at the reviews first...... only 1 star
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︎ Sep 20 2020
"Dad, can you tell me what a solar eclipse is?"
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︎ Mar 22 2020
Why havenβt aliens visited our solar system?
They looked at our reviews: only 1 star.
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︎ Sep 21 2020
Dad, can you explain what a solar eclipse is?
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︎ Jul 26 2020
Child: can you tell me what a solar eclipse is?
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︎ Aug 24 2020
Son: Dad can you tell me what a solar eclipse is?
Dad: No sun.
Son: Why not?
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︎ Aug 19 2020
Why don't aliens visit our solar system?
They looked at the reviews, only one star
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︎ Sep 20 2020
Dad, can you explain to me what a solar eclipse is?
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︎ Jul 27 2020
Dad can you explain to me what a solar eclipse is
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︎ Jul 26 2020
Son: Father can you tell me what a solar eclipse is? Father: No sun.
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︎ Jun 18 2020
Dad, can you tell me what a solar eclipse is like?
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︎ Jun 06 2020
If I had to rate our solar system
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︎ Dec 18 2019
Dad, can you tell me what a solar eclipse is like?
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︎ Jan 14 2020
If I had to rate our solar system.
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︎ Nov 30 2019
Son: Dad, can you explain what a solar eclipse is?
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