Solarize Puns

A list of puns related to "Solarize"

Why haven’t aliens visited our Solar System yet?

They looked at the reviews... only 1 star

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👤︎ u/Belpix0
📅︎ Feb 09 2021
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I own a solar powered food maker.

It's an apple tree.

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👤︎ u/VERBERD
📅︎ Apr 21 2021
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I have a picture with me standing and solar panels in the background. Please suggest something punny.
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👤︎ u/Prior_Cryptographer5
📅︎ Mar 26 2021
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If I have a solar-powered phone, and I use it to make a call…

… is that a sun dial?

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👤︎ u/professorf
📅︎ Apr 11 2021
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“Dad can you explain what a solar eclipse is?”

“No sun”

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👤︎ u/DrJuice-y
📅︎ Mar 02 2021
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How does the solar system keep it's pants from falling down?

It uses an asteroid belt

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👤︎ u/scifi_jon
📅︎ Feb 18 2021
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I don't plan to put up solar panels...

But, if you do, more power to you.

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👤︎ u/VERBERD
📅︎ Feb 11 2021
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If I had to rate our solar system...

I'd give it one star.

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👤︎ u/gabereyn
📅︎ Dec 16 2020
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What's a solar eclipse?
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👤︎ u/elisioth4739
📅︎ Oct 31 2020
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Operating a solar farm is probably easy

After all, it's a light crop

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👤︎ u/RKO-Cutter
📅︎ Dec 15 2020
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If a belt made of watches is a waist of time...

Then a belt that has a diagram of the solar system must be a waist of space.

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👤︎ u/jlionbad
📅︎ Apr 10 2021
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How does the solar system throw a party?

They planet.

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👤︎ u/scorchdearth
📅︎ Sep 03 2020
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So i stole my neighbours solar panel

After a bit of arguing and me joking around

And he said I think you're making light of the situation

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👤︎ u/ilikedosefish
📅︎ Aug 13 2020
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Interviewer: Where do you prefer to put it inside?

Solar System: Uranus

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👤︎ u/cxcxxxc
📅︎ Apr 06 2021
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Son-"Dad, can you tell me what a solar eclipse is?"

Dad-"No son."

Son-"Cmon no fair."

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👤︎ u/RoboGuy98
📅︎ Jul 19 2020
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21st June 2020 lies on Sunday, which is also Father's Day, but since we have Solar Eclipse on that day, it's actually Sun-day.
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👤︎ u/aradhya23
📅︎ Jun 17 2020
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Why haven't aliens visited our solar system yet?

They looked at the reviews, but we only had one star

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👤︎ u/Termin201
📅︎ Feb 19 2021
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son: dad, can you tell me what a solar eclipse is?

no sun.

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👤︎ u/phoebe12000
📅︎ Feb 25 2021
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My son asked,"Dad, can you explain to me what a solar eclipse is? "

I replied, "No sun."

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👤︎ u/chihiro_yoru
📅︎ Mar 17 2021
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Boy : "Dad, could you tell me what a solar eclipse is?"

Dad : "No sun"

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👤︎ u/Hollomere
📅︎ Jan 29 2021
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I own a solar powered food maker...

It's a apple tree.

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👤︎ u/VERBERD
📅︎ Mar 19 2021
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Son: Dad can you explain to me what a solar eclipse is?

Dad: No sun.

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👤︎ u/TylerDurdenSEA
📅︎ Feb 26 2021
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Boy: “Dad, can you tell me what a solar eclipse is?”

Dad: “No sun”

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👤︎ u/bigbiglove33
📅︎ Jan 31 2021
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Son: "Dad, can you tell me what a solar eclipse is?"

Dad: No, sun.

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👤︎ u/red_snake0329
📅︎ Jan 26 2021
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Son: Dad, can you explain to me what a solar eclipse is?

Dad: No, son

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👤︎ u/SuperNova7039
📅︎ Jan 03 2021
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Dad, hey can you tell me what a solar eclipse is?

No son

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👤︎ u/professorf
📅︎ Oct 31 2020
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Son: Dad, can you explain to me what a solar eclipse is?

Dad: No, son

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👤︎ u/SuperNova7039
📅︎ Jan 03 2021
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I don't plan to put up solar panels.

But if you do, more power to you.

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👤︎ u/VERBERD
📅︎ Dec 08 2020
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Dad can you explain what a solar eclipse is?

No sun

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👤︎ u/otto0303
📅︎ Jan 05 2021
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My son asked if I could tell him what a solar eclipse is

I said “No sun”

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👤︎ u/AJ-Naka-Zayn-Owens
📅︎ May 03 2020
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"Dad, can you tell me what solar eclipse is?"

"No son."

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👤︎ u/BD_1217
📅︎ Nov 27 2020
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Dad, can you tell me what a solar eclipse is?

Dad : No Sun

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👤︎ u/ohhimark123456
📅︎ Sep 16 2020
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"Hey Dad, can you tell me what a solar eclipse is?"

"No sun."

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👤︎ u/OldFartMaster10K
📅︎ Nov 02 2020
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Why haven’t aliens visited our solar system yet?

They looked at the reviews first...... only 1 star

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👤︎ u/callmekrusty
📅︎ Sep 20 2020
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Why haven’t aliens visited our solar system?

They looked at our reviews: only 1 star.

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👤︎ u/singh_j
📅︎ Sep 21 2020
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"Dad, can you tell me what a solar eclipse is?"

No sun.

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👤︎ u/AustralianGroan
📅︎ Mar 22 2020
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Dad, can you explain what a solar eclipse is?

No sun

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👤︎ u/araitisaname
📅︎ Jul 26 2020
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Child: can you tell me what a solar eclipse is?

Dad: no sun

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👤︎ u/dudebrostien
📅︎ Aug 24 2020
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Son: Dad can you tell me what a solar eclipse is?

Dad: No sun. Son: Why not?

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👤︎ u/Yeeter_the_mosqeeter
📅︎ Aug 19 2020
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Dad, can you explain to me what a solar eclipse is?

No sun

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👤︎ u/MrWulf360
📅︎ Jul 27 2020
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Dad can you explain to me what a solar eclipse is

No sun

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👤︎ u/Alluxin_
📅︎ Jul 26 2020
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Son: Father can you tell me what a solar eclipse is? Father: No sun.

No sun/No son

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👤︎ u/UnknownNote
📅︎ Jun 18 2020
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Dad, can you tell me what a solar eclipse is like?

No sun.

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👤︎ u/Rav4xle
📅︎ Jun 06 2020
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If I had to rate our solar system

I'd give it 1 star

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👤︎ u/Pjacob77
📅︎ Dec 18 2019
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Son: Dad, can you explain what a solar eclipse is?

Dad: No sun

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👤︎ u/COVID19_4Lyf
📅︎ Jul 26 2020
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Dad, can you tell me what a solar eclipse is like?

No sun.

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👤︎ u/SemperFidelisHoorah
📅︎ Jan 14 2020
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If I had to rate our solar system.

I'd give it one star.

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👤︎ u/wileydan
📅︎ Nov 30 2019
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If I had to rate the Solar System

I would give it one star

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👤︎ u/amruxiii
📅︎ Feb 14 2020
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Hey dad, what is a solar eclipse?

No son

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👤︎ u/Caz333
📅︎ Jul 27 2020
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