Today, I checked out at the store, but the cashier kept taking pictures of herself with each item I was purchasing...

I'll never go thru the selfie checkout again!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Jan 05 2021
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My friend is making a lot of easy money by taking pictures of salmon dressed in human clothes.

It’s like shooting fish in apparel.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jun 21 2020
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I love taking pictures of my son, so much most people call me

his personal 'Papa'razzi.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/8Dinglehopper8
πŸ“…︎ Nov 16 2020
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What do you call a rival in picture taking?

A foe-tographer.

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2020
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A buddy of mine likes taking pictures of salmon in clothes

He says he likes shooting fish in apparel

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πŸ‘€︎ u/StAnger99
πŸ“…︎ Aug 30 2020
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What do you call taking a picture of your own cells under a microscope?

a Cell-fie

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Waterburst789
πŸ“…︎ Jun 13 2020
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My friend is obsessed with taking blurry pictures of himself while taking a shower.

He has serious selfie steam issues.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Feb 07 2019
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Tried taking a picture of my hamster in his banana hammock but he jumped out before I could take it

He did a banana split

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πŸ‘€︎ u/itsaustinjones
πŸ“…︎ Jun 13 2020
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What do you call your elderly male relative who’s always taking pictures?

Papa Razzi

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πŸ‘€︎ u/42alj
πŸ“…︎ Feb 16 2020
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I love taking pictures of myself next to boiling kettles.

My mate reckons I have selfie steam issues

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cotswoldboy
πŸ“…︎ Oct 19 2019
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Post was on a picture of the Simpsons where there was a flashback between Homer and Marge taking care of Bart and Lisa but theres a picture of Maggie in the background before she was born
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πŸ‘€︎ u/nameisnoman
πŸ“…︎ Apr 12 2019
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I saw the image of Jesus on my burrito and instead of taking a picture, I just ate it.

A few hours laterβ€”- Holy shit!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jun 12 2019
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What are those poles for taking your own picture called?

A narcissis-stick?

Adult leader training with the boy scouts this weekend was a goldmine

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πŸ‘€︎ u/doc_slice
πŸ“…︎ Apr 11 2016
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I got kicked out of the museum for taking a picture of barry allen

Apparently they have a no flash photography rule

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Spiderkc
πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2018
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I saw someone out near the runway taking a picture of my plane as it landed...

It was an in descent exposure

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Jan 05 2019
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I was taking naughty pictures of my ficus plant when my religious friend said...

"What a photo sin this is!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dopeghostandy
πŸ“…︎ Nov 04 2014
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I recently got fined for taking a picture of myself at school.

It was a selfee.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/buckeyespud
πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2018
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Why was the Englishman taking pictures of his money?

Because the camera adds ten pounds.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FreemanForever
πŸ“…︎ Feb 25 2017
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Every time someone is taking a picture for my dad he hands them his iphone and says "feel free to take several, I have plenty of film."
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Craiginator8
πŸ“…︎ Mar 21 2018
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What do you call a mom who won't stop taking pictures of you?

Mamarazzi !

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kiteleven
πŸ“…︎ Mar 07 2018
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Flushing in Progress (my dad got an iphone and loves taking pictures)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/dannyboyfl
πŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2013
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Whenever we're taking a group Picture...

The good ol' "oh you want photographic evidence............."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kneemanshu
πŸ“…︎ Sep 06 2013
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My friend is getting rich by taking pictures of salmon dressed in human clothes.

It’s like shooting fish in apparel.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jan 20 2020
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My friend is obsessed with taking blurry pictures of himself while he is in the shower.

He has serious selfie steam issues.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Nov 04 2019
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My friend is weirdly addicted to taking blurry pictures of him in the shower.

He has serious selfie steam issues.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Oct 16 2019
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A friend of mine texted me that his new hobby is taking pictures of fish in clothes

He likes to call it "shooting fish in apparel"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/glennwolf
πŸ“…︎ Mar 20 2019
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