Since they are filming Spider-Man 3 near my house, I thought I’d write the lead actor an orchestral piece...
I think I’ll call it “Mr. Holland’s Opus”
Wife asked why I was filming her feet...
I said, “I needed new footage.”
I'm filming a new documentary about the governor of the Roman province of Judaea, serving under Emperor Tiberius...
We're currently filming the Pilate.
BBC have stopped filming Eastenders...
It just goes to prove that you can't make a drama out of a crisis.
An octopus was filming a TV show, but they had to temporarily stop filming
They were experiencing tentacle difficulties
What do you call the celebration of a Star Trek filming shoot ending?
During the filming of a episode of friends Jennifer aniston could never work out how to work a boat
I heard that they are filming a Star Wars spin-off series
They're currently filming the Ring 3 but they'll never make a 4th ring...
after 3, the voicemail usually pics up...
Can anyone think of any pig related film puns?
So I do a pub quiz every week with the team name 'Kevin Bacon Stars In...' followed by a pig related film pun such as Boarne Identity, Vanilla Sty, Ham of Steel etc.
It's been about a year and a half now and we're starting to run out so any ideas would be great!
Not sure this is the best place to ask for help but couldn't think where else would be better.
What do you call someone who can't stop watching films with strong female leads?
My friend was surprised they're releasing a Nostradamus film.
I asked him, "You didn't see it coming?"
Just finished watching a film about a serial killer who dresses up in brightly coloured sweaters....
It's called 'Knitwear On Elm Street.'
Did you know the film “Speed” had no director?
If it had direction, it would be called “Velocity”.
David Bowie starred in the film labyrinth
As a kid I thought this film was aMAZEing
When I was a poor, struggling actor, I had to take a job getting spanked in a BDSM film just to pay the rent...
...yes, I was really strapped for cash back then.
What did the film director say when she was asked what was on her plate?
What's your favourite blue spiky master film director?
Downloaded film Titanic for the family to watch this evening. Annoyingly Video and Sound has come across in separate files.
I finally finished my training film for army commanding officers after more than 18 attempts.
My friend got a role as an extra in a film. His job was to approach the lead actor and comb her hair away from the middle of her head...
Though I did find the color palate of this particular film rather surprising
I filmed and screened an entire documentary series on terrorism.
What type of film goes well with pizza?
Can't wait to see Liam Neeson's new film..
'Taken::::Out of context.'
New Pirates of the Caribbean film!
Weird film trivia: I just found out that Thandie Newton's character from Mission: Impossible 2 was originally going to appear in Goldeneye, but her part was cut when they decided to film in Russia.
25 emails between me (film producer) and Jason (my props master) over the course of making my film RUN (on Hulu now!)
Have you seen that film about the onion that turns into a spider?
It's called Shallot's Web
There's a new film about oxygen that's coming out soon, but there's no date.
I wonder when it will air.
I recently watched the film Dunkirk on Netflix
I was really disappointed when I found out it wasn't a William Shatner biopic.
Have you seen who's playing the lead in the new Blind Batman film?
Dead Oar Alive, You're Coming With Me
The 10th Fast and Furious film should be called...
I never really liked DC films...
But how did I miss 1983 wonderwoman movies?
The Captain of our flight called the cops when he saw a film crew
He heard they were there to shoot a pilot
I made a documentary film about people who look for deals at thrift stores.
It's called Goodwill Hunting.
I finally see why people don’t like the live action DC films!
Because they don’t do the heroes justice
I just finished making a short film in Russia about Vin Diesel’s body double.
It’s considered a Vin nyet.
I have a photographic memory.
But I ran out of film in 1999.
How do actors move around film sets?
Whats the name of a crime series filmed on a sunny japanese island?
My favorite film is The Hunchback of Notre Dame.
I love a protagonist with a twisted back story.
Has anyone seen the new film about fried eggs?
Apparently it's been panned by critics.
An urban legend that was revealed on the movie Legally Blonde.
Guy 1: I heard that the main character kept stabbing people on the set filming Legally Blonde. I can't remember her full name. It was Reese..... something. She just kept attacking people one by one but I don't know who it was.
Guy 2: Witherspoon
Guy 1: No...... with her knife. Who would be that stupid to use a spoon to hurt over.
I watched a film about a goverment loan. There was a lot of action.
My favorite film is The Hunchback of Notre Dame.
I love a protagonist with a twisted back story.
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