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Sod Off Puns

A list of puns related to "Sod Off"

If these hurricanes don't sod off...

Irma lose my shit.

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👤︎ u/Xenoraiser
📅︎ Sep 04 2017
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I removed some grass from my front yard in the shape of my favorite movie/video game weapon.

But my HOA informed me that they don't allow sod-off shotguns.

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👤︎ u/bubblezoid
📅︎ Jun 19 2019
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What weapon do British people use to make their enemies go away?

A sod off shotgun.

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👤︎ u/Not_Brandon
📅︎ Feb 01 2014
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