What did Pinocchio say when he discovered that he could float?

I'm a real buoy!

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👤︎ u/Norskey
📅︎ Jun 07 2013
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Someone in my squadron was trying to get out of a meeting...

...so he said he was going on leave tomorrow. We asked him "Real leave?" He said, "What, am I going to take 'fake leave'?"

I said "Maybe you're taking make-beleave." Groans throughout the room.

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👤︎ u/DK421
📅︎ Feb 06 2015
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