Wanted to go and buy a used smartwatch

But there's no second hand available.

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📅︎ Jun 18 2020
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Dad, what's the easiest way to sync my phone and smartwatch?

Tie them together with a string, then drop them in a lake.

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📅︎ Jul 20 2018
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My dad refuses to buy a smartwatch.

He said he's counter-clockwise.

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📅︎ Apr 02 2015
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double time

my dad was telling me about my brother's new Sony Smartwatch when my mom said: "the problem is, Sarah (brother's girlfriend) bought him a beautiful expensive watch for his birthday, and guess which one he wants to wear? Not the one he should be wearing!"
Dad: He's double timing her

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📅︎ May 18 2014
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