Very slow day/boring. So I'll post an oldie just because.
Why is 6 afraid of 7?...because 7-8-9.
What's the difference between Gordon Ramsay's favorite dish and a slow-running computer?
One is a rack of lamb, the other is a lack of RAM.
The hardest part for someone when coming out
Saying it with a straight face
There was once a tyrannosaurus who was a little slow..
They called him tywalkosaurus
Slow Internet connection in an Indian Restaurant?
Serves you right for using Dhaal-up!
Guy gets pulled over for running a stop sign. He says to the cop “give me a break man, I slowed down.” The cop starts beating on the guy and says...
“So... do you want me to slow down or do you want me to stop?”
I hate watching YouTube on my old monitor. It's all laggy and slow, it just...
What Do You Call A Belt Made Of Watches?
From my 8yr old: what do you say to a slow pig butcher?
Every time a car slows down, it always get offended
People keep shouting"Look! This guy has got some retardation!"
I really struggled with 2020 all year. Sadly, at the end of it...
Why did the sushi chef go to the capitol riots?
To protest the Unagi Ration.
Why did I stop eating German sausages?
The response time was very slow
Just had my Christmas dinner
Those slow cookers are awful
How do toads open presents?
I understand sign language
An octagon means stop, the triangle means slow down...
What would a car without any gas be called in Madagascar?
How am I supposed to find the Big Apple?
I don’t even know where the Minneapolis!
3 nuns were praying...
Three nuns were praying on a park bench when a man walks up and flashes them.
1st nun had a stroke, the 2nd nun also had a stroke.
The 3rd one was too slow!
I came out to my Car this morning, and it was completely covered in fallen leaves..
..you could call it an Autumnobile now !
A friend of mine cut his finger off at work...
I suppose he'll be getting severance pay.
The worst pub I’ve ever been in was called The Fiddle.
I'm writing about all the things I should do before I die
Simba was moving too slow so..
What will a chinese grill use when a wok is too slow
How do you keep a slow person in suspense?
That is why my internet is so slow. Everyone’s online
Pun appreciation because the guy I’m seeing is too slow to get it
him: ugh I wish you could squirt
me: wtf I don’t call out all your flaws so don’t call out my short cummings
Dad to Son: "Have you heard about the new online game that's just been released that's heaps popular and getting a lot of press?
Son: "What's it called?"
Dad: "Month."
Son: "Huh?"
Dad: "Apparently it's twice as good as Fortnite".
Just make sure to go slow
My computer crashed....
Need all the other computers in the house have slowed down so they can see what happened.
What is the coolest lake in the world?
Lake Chad...
slow motion sunglasses in front of explosion.gif
What do you say to a slow tomato?
What did the rope say to the suicide enthusiast when he was working too slow ?
How do you turn a friar into a high priest?
I thought I'd try my hand at snail racing.
My thinking was that if I take their shells off, that they'd be lighter and quicker.
All it did was make them a bit sluggish.
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