What's the hardest part about making skimmed milk?

Throwing the cow across the lake

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Degtyrev
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2020
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My dad just said this to my brother

My brother was complaining that his phone was dying and he said, "my phone is 2%."
Without missing a beat, my dad said, "That's funny, mine is skim."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mickeymau5music
πŸ“…︎ Apr 26 2014
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[sort of re-post] Does anyone know how to charge milk...

Mine is stuck on 1%

I write dad jokes on the white board in my office break room. Yesterday I wrote this gem up, and got some interesting responses I thought you all might enjoy... (They had to be from a dad.)

β€’ try 2%... Twice the charge, not much more expensive

β€’ does whole milk come with a full charge?

β€’ does that mean skim milk's batteries are dead?

β€’ try cream top extra charged

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bike619
πŸ“…︎ Jun 20 2019
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Not a dad, but caught my mom out with this once.

My mom was making a cup of tea and since I was getting something out of the fridge, asked me if I could pass her the "green" milk, wanting the skimmed milk that comes in cartons with green coloured caps.

Me: "No, we've only got the white stuff".

Made my dad proud.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mister_Biscuit
πŸ“…︎ May 17 2016
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My boss asked me to skim through a document

So today at work, my boss asked us to skim through a document regarding a new/old procedure. When she finished I ask if I could almond milk it since I don't drink dairy.

They actually laughed.

I don't know if I should feel proud or embarrassed for them that they thought it was actually funny.

Maybe a bit of a and b.

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πŸ“…︎ May 23 2017
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Dad joked my mum at the supermarket

I was grocery shopping with my parents today and my mum asked me to run and get her skim milk. So I went to the aisle and grabbed the carton that wasn't full cream milk (I wasn't really paying much attention). When I came back she looked at me and said "myknees, this is half-skimmed milk. Isn't there anymore skim milk?"

I then replied to her "Oh, I must have skimmed right past it."

She let out a long sigh and told me to get the milk while I had a sensible chuckle.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/myknees
πŸ“…︎ Jan 18 2015
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My mate got me with this last night

We were shopping in the supermarket and he said that we needed milk.

>What colour milk meaning green lid for semi-skimmed, blue for whole milk

>White

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 05 2016
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What’s the hardest part about making skimmed milk?

Throwing the cows across a lake.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jqzzy
πŸ“…︎ Apr 06 2020
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What's the most difficult thing about producing skimmed milk?

Throwing the cow across a lake.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JackBoxall1
πŸ“…︎ Mar 31 2020
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You know what's the hardest part of making skimmed milk?

Throwing the cows across the lake.

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