What do you get from a pampered cow?
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︎ Mar 11 2021
I saw 2 cows staring at me from behind the bush.
I think it was a steak out.
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︎ Jan 05 2021
I was walking with about 100 cows from one ranch to another and I had to pass through a vineyard so
I herded through the grapevine
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︎ Feb 17 2021
Where do cows farts come from ?
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︎ Mar 17 2021
Farmer milks his profits from cows
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︎ Feb 11 2021
Why was the cow fired from his job at the methane plant?
The boss was tired of his gaslighting bullshit
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︎ Feb 09 2021
Where do cows come from?
Their moomies and daddies.
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︎ Feb 21 2021
4 year-old daughter: Daddy, do you know what I'm going to name this cow from Chick-fil-a?
Moovie!
One man-tear was shed.
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︎ Feb 22 2021
A farmer was bringing his cows in from the fields ...
and he counted 396 of them.
But once he rounded them all up, he had 400.
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︎ Jan 05 2021
Anyone hear the theory that mufasa from the lion king is really a cow?
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︎ Jan 18 2021
The cows on my dairy farm have all decided to form a new financial vehicle made up of a pool of money collected from many cows to invest in securities...
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︎ Nov 28 2020
Why was the farmer afraid to rescue the cow from on top of the barn?
The steaks were too high.
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︎ Oct 18 2020
How can youtell a male cow from a female cow?
The male cow only has one teet.
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︎ Oct 04 2020
It is amazing how a considerable ammount of people think chocolate milk comes from brown cows...
But I am still looking for the pink cows!
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︎ Sep 06 2020
Police have issued an appeal after receiving complaints from farmers that their Cows are being stolen during the night...
Apparently they are looking for a man with a big moo-stash.
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︎ Sep 23 2020
What you do get from a dwarf cow?
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︎ May 08 2020
What kind of milk do you get from footless cows?
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︎ Jun 07 2020
Why was the cow banned from ballet class?
It kept practicing its Dairy Air.
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︎ Jul 18 2020
What do you call a cow from Hollywood?
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︎ Jun 13 2020
A farmer was trying his best to remove his cows from a nearby marijuana plantation
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︎ Jun 12 2020
I thought I recognized that picture of cows from somewhere
turns out, it was a stock photo
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︎ Apr 30 2020
What can we learn from cows, buffaloes, and elephants?
That it's impossible to lose weight by simply eating green grass and salads, and walking.
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︎ Feb 29 2020
How can you tell a bull from a cow?
Look underneath and if it ainβt one thing, itβs an udder.
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︎ Nov 12 2019
My friend got fired from his cow milking job because of his erratic behavior.
He was a danger to himself and udders.
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︎ May 31 2018
What do you call a massage from a cow?
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︎ Apr 14 2019
My pawpaw always did his best to keep his cows away from the mushrooms.
He didn't want the steaks to get too high.
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︎ Oct 06 2019
How can you tell if that milk is from your cow or udders? -
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︎ Aug 24 2019
There once was a farm, famed for the high quality of product from the award winning cows, many spoke of it in hushed, respectful tones, but none could say where it was, and many claimed, but none could prove that they had been there.
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︎ Feb 04 2019
What words would you expect to hear coming from the tit of a cow?
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︎ Jul 24 2019
Where do cow farts come from?
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︎ Feb 21 2021
Where do Cow farts come from?
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︎ Feb 11 2021
Cow farts come from
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︎ Nov 07 2020
What do you get from a pampered cow?
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︎ Dec 21 2020
I saw two cows staring at me from behind a bush.
I think it was a steak out.
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︎ Nov 03 2020
What do you get from a pampered cow?
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︎ Nov 09 2020
Where do cow farts come from?
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︎ Sep 20 2020
What mind of milk do you get from a rich cow?
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︎ Sep 14 2020
You know where cow farts come from?
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︎ Sep 10 2020
Where do cow farts come from?
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︎ Aug 01 2020
Where do cow farts come from?
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︎ Sep 20 2020
Where do cows fart from?
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︎ Aug 04 2020
What do you get from a pampered cow?
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︎ May 09 2020
What do you get from a dwarf cow?
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︎ May 16 2020
What do you get from a tempered cow?
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︎ Mar 22 2020
What do you get from a pampered cow?
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︎ Sep 28 2019
Where does a cow fart come from?
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︎ Sep 06 2019
Where does a cow fart come from?
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︎ Oct 31 2019
What do you get from a pampered cow?
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︎ Aug 12 2019
What do you get from a pampered cow?
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