I’m obsessed with sketching pictures of fruit, and I really think I should stop.

I have to draw the lime somewhere.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…︎ Aug 28 2020
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My friend is an artist who specializes in sketching pesky insects. She also rarely showers...

She draws flies and gnats.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Jul 01 2020
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My cousin got a job at the police department sketching pictures of suspects.

Apparently he’s a con artist.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/labink
πŸ“…︎ Jul 13 2019
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I ran into my house and screamed, "Hey kids, great news! I got a new job at the police sketching pictures of suspects!"

I'm a con artist!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Mar 13 2017
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I have been making pencil sketches of my family and it's not exciting at all

Back to the drawing, bored

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Do you guys remember that Chris Farley SNL sketch where he played the timid interviewer guy?

That was awesome

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MyLatestInvention
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2020
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Completely Innapropriate Dad Joke Guy (A Sketch)

Not sure if links to videos are allowed here but I made a sketch that’s on topic so I hope you enjoy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RhysHalliwell
πŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2020
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What do you call a sketch of vinaigrette?

vignette

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ebatm3
πŸ“…︎ Oct 12 2020
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I sketched a punny comic strip.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/lilparna
πŸ“…︎ Sep 13 2020
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My friend the artist made sketches of people worshiping gods and idols...

He drew praise for his artwork.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Sep 06 2020
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Need Hella Puns

https://preview.redd.it/wa3s3ozxftc61.png?width=4500&format=png&auto=webp&s=04f10d36e95914e4d39ec2312ce5176a062911b1

Who thinks they're punny?! πŸ˜œβ €β €I sketched this Hellraiser holding a cactus and thought it'd make a cute Valentine's Day card. I'm in the process of colouring it and I want YOU to help me caption it.β €

I've asked the question on IG (@ashrobertsondesign) but didn't get a lot of feedback so I'm reaching out here. Gimme your best prick, point, hell, etc. related puns n make it about love πŸ”₯

I'll choose a favourite from the comments and turn it into a FREE Valentine's Day card printable.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ashtrobertson
πŸ“…︎ Jan 22 2021
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Our art teacher wanted us to come closer to sketch an aspect of distance or time...

We all drew near.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Jul 11 2020
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At crime scenes where they sketch out a body with chalk?

Is that technically a die-agram?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gooddayitisi
πŸ“…︎ Apr 23 2020
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A pun I thought up driving to work this morning and sketched for you all!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/dxdtea
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2019
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I was able to sketch most of the Alps from memory...

But for one of them, I drew a Blanc.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Mar 24 2020
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I've been creating sketches in invisible ink. Can you think of anyone else who has done that?

I'm drawing a blank...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/clearlyNOTinsane
πŸ“…︎ Jan 12 2020
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I told my wife I was going to start selling my invisible ink sketches.

She told me she doesn't see them catching on.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/catonmyshoulder69
πŸ“…︎ Jan 12 2020
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What do you call paper you can’t trust?

A sketch pad

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My grandpa always kept a trunk full of sketches by famous artists...

It was a chest of drawers.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2019
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To all the dads with kids going into sketch comedy.

Dont worry, you'll see them in a bit.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/samsw21
πŸ“…︎ Aug 29 2019
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You want some?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/bondmemebond
πŸ“…︎ Sep 10 2019
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I tried doing a sketch while running a marathon

But I kept on getting jogged

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kishenoy
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2019
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Had a really tough day today. I figured you would appreciate that my wife suggested I peruse r/dad jokes while she drew me a relaxing bath.

I asked her if it was going to be full color or just a sketch.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/theknight618
πŸ“…︎ Jul 29 2020
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Why was the painter mad at the sketch artist?

The painter was mad at the sketch artist because he was behaving "Sketchy" and he crossed the "Line".

heuueueueue.

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I was trying to sketch some kind of ammo, but

I kept drawing a blank

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ThUltimateGuy
πŸ“…︎ Jan 23 2019
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My wife had a hard day at work, so I drew her a warm bath...

She didn't really seem to appreciate the sketch but it went on the fridge anyway...

Edit: I thunk up a better punchline.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Apr 09 2020
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I decided to sketch an actress, so I ...

... Drew Barrymore.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tqgibtngo
πŸ“…︎ Feb 03 2018
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I was trying to figure out who my favorite sketch artist would be but I think it’s a draw.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/devnodegree
πŸ“…︎ Sep 18 2018
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I wanted to sketch some sort of ammunition...

But I’m drawing a blank.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jofax88
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2017
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A mad scientist genetically engineered a giant fly.

One day his assistant saw the mad scientist on top of the fly, sketching out some new ideas

Assistant: what on earth are you doing?

mad scientist looks up from his work.

Mad scientist: I like creating stuff on the fly.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anthonybrose
πŸ“…︎ Feb 29 2020
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I just saw a group of people who were watching an artist sketch all of them in his book.

The man was good too, he really knew how to draw a crowd.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/keithasaurus
πŸ“…︎ Jul 24 2018
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Andre Cassagnes, the inventor of the etch a sketch, has died at 86

According to sources, he will be cremated, and then shaken until he disappears.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EvTheSmev
πŸ“…︎ Feb 04 2013
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The local caricature artist also tells jokes while drawing people...

He makes good money for his sketch comedy show...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Apr 10 2020
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My son got me while I was scanning a sketch he drew of a dragon.

While Photoshopping a scan of a dragon he drew in pencil, I stated I was going to convert it to grayscale. His response?

"Can we convert it to red scales, instead?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gatorflier
πŸ“…︎ Nov 04 2016
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Does anyone remember that trend where people would lie face down in random places? I want to sketch someone doing that, but I can't remember what it was called.

I'm drawing a plank.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MSeltz
πŸ“…︎ May 10 2015
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Abbott and Costello meet Microsoft Windows

If Bud Abbott and Lou Costello were alive today, their infamous sketch, "Who’s on first?" might have turned out something like this:

Bud Abbott: Super Duper computer store. Can I help you?

Lou Costello: Thanks. I’m setting up an office in my den and I’m thinking about buying a computer.

Bud Abbott: Mac?

Lou Costello: No, the name’s Lou.

Bud Abbott: Your computer?

Lou Costello: I don’t own a computer. I want to buy one.

Bud Abbott: Mac?

Lou Costello: I told you, my name’s Lou.

Bud Abbott: What about Windows?

Lou Costello: Why? Will it get stuffy in here?

Bud Abbott: Do you want a computer with Windows?

Lou Costello: I don’t know. What will I see when I look at the windows?

Bud Abbott: Wallpaper.

http://bestcleanfunnyjokes.com/abbott-and-costello-meet-microsoft-windows/

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tfraymond
πŸ“…︎ Sep 11 2019
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I don’t trust caricature artists.

They sketch me out.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…︎ Aug 11 2019
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My dad texts me jokes about once a week. Here are about 30 of my favorites.
  • What's the difference between mononucleosis and herpes? You get mono from snatching kisses.

  • If you were to lose your left arm, you'd be all right.

  • Why can't you hear a pteradactyl going to the bathroom? Because the P is silent.

  • Communists only write in lower-case letters because they hate capitalism.

  • I got a new job at the police sketching pictures of suspects. I'm a con artist.

  • Cat Woman's real name is Catherine Woman.

  • I have a new cat joke. ...Just kitt'en.

  • How do you find Will Smith in the snow? Look for Fresh Prints. *

  • Did you hear about the two men who stole a calendar? They got six months each.

  • I just saw an Apple store get robbed. Does that make me an iWitness?

  • Dwarfs and midgets have very little in common.

  • I'm moving to Seoul. I was told it would be a good Korea move.

  • Did you hear about the professor who was killed in a car accident? He was grading papers on a curve.

  • Why isn't an iPhone charger called Apple Juice?

  • Ever try to eat a clock? It's very time consuming.

  • When Peter Pan throws punches, they Never Land.

  • I was struggling to understand how lightning works, but then it struck me.

  • Einstein developed a theory about space. And it was about time, too.

  • Apparently Neil Armstrong used to tell unfunny jokes about the moon, and then follow up with, "Ah, I guess you had to be there."

  • I'm going to make a TV series about a plane hijacking. We just shot the pilot.

  • Would you call a drunk working at an upholstery a recovering alcoholic?

  • Yesterday I got covered in ketchup from my head tomatoes.

  • Even though I've gone bald, I still keep the same comb I've had for 20 years. I just can't part with it.

  • Picture of my sister after getting her nose pierced "She nose something!"

  • I went to the dentist and showed him my cavity. He told me to pull up my pants and get the hell out.

  • Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? It was okay - he woke up.

  • So what if I can't spell armageddon. It's not the end of the world.

  • When you get an infection, urine trouble.

  • "Hey waiter! This coffee tastes like mud!" "Yes, sir; it's fresh ground."

  • How did the butcher introduce his wife? "Meat Patty."

  • Elton John is a great piano player, but he sucks on the organ.

  • Elton John wrote a tribute to Amy Winehouse: Candle Under the Spoon *

  • What's the difference between Amy Winehouse and Captain Morgan? Captain Morgan comes alive when you add coke. *

*My absolut

... keep reading on reddit ➑

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WhenIm6TFour
πŸ“…︎ Sep 09 2014
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Not so much a Dd joke, more a Grand-Dad joke.

When my Mum and her sisters were younger, in an attempt to keep them quiet for half an hour, he told them to sit down next to each other so he could do their portrait. Every now and again he would stop, look up and to ensure he had the correct scale, held out his thumb and squinted a little, then continued.

After half an hour they got restless and said "Are you done yet, let's see".

He turned the drawing pad around to show...a simple sketch of a thumb.

Not a Dad yet, but thankful to have this trick up my sleeve for when I am.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheCaptainOats
πŸ“…︎ Jan 22 2014
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I have an unhealthy obsession with sketching pictures of fruit.

I really need to draw the lime somewhere.

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