I’m obsessed with sketching pictures of fruit, and I really think I should stop.

I have to draw the lime somewhere.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…︎ Aug 28 2020
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My friend is an artist who specializes in sketching pesky insects. She also rarely showers...

She draws flies and gnats.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Jul 01 2020
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I was trying to figure out who my favorite sketch artist would be but I think it’s a draw.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/devnodegree
πŸ“…︎ Sep 18 2018
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The local caricature artist also tells jokes while drawing people...

He makes good money for his sketch comedy show...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Apr 10 2020
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I've been creating sketches in invisible ink. Can you think of anyone else who has done that?

I'm drawing a blank...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/clearlyNOTinsane
πŸ“…︎ Jan 12 2020
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I was trying to sketch some kind of ammo, but

I kept drawing a blank

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ThUltimateGuy
πŸ“…︎ Jan 23 2019
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So the doctor’s drawing my blood, right?

When he was done he showed me the sketch and I gotta say, he’s a pretty damn-good artist.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheSteaklord
πŸ“…︎ Jan 02 2019
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I wanted to sketch some sort of ammunition...

But I’m drawing a blank.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jofax88
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2017
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I just saw a group of people who were watching an artist sketch all of them in his book.

The man was good too, he really knew how to draw a crowd.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/keithasaurus
πŸ“…︎ Jul 24 2018
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Does anyone remember that trend where people would lie face down in random places? I want to sketch someone doing that, but I can't remember what it was called.

I'm drawing a plank.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MSeltz
πŸ“…︎ May 10 2015
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Not so much a Dd joke, more a Grand-Dad joke.

When my Mum and her sisters were younger, in an attempt to keep them quiet for half an hour, he told them to sit down next to each other so he could do their portrait. Every now and again he would stop, look up and to ensure he had the correct scale, held out his thumb and squinted a little, then continued.

After half an hour they got restless and said "Are you done yet, let's see".

He turned the drawing pad around to show...a simple sketch of a thumb.

Not a Dad yet, but thankful to have this trick up my sleeve for when I am.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheCaptainOats
πŸ“…︎ Jan 22 2014
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If you write something over and over again, it's etched into your brain.

So if you draw something over and over again, is it sketched into your brain?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AHumanPeople
πŸ“…︎ Nov 06 2017
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I have an unhealthy obsession with sketching pictures of fruit.

I really need to draw the lime somewhere.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…︎ Aug 26 2020
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