I admit it’s a repost, but this pun is just a sin... Please let me know if you get it!!!
If you commit 90 sins, you will only get caught half the time.
My Christian wife got mad at me because adultery is a sin
But by god did I love thy neighbor
If you sin 90 times, you'll only get caught 50% of times,
Everyone knows Las Vegas is Sin City but are you familiar with Den City?
Sex is a sin
Sex is a sin unless it’s doggy style cause all dogs go to heaven.
Woof woof
Why did sin and tan not go to the party?
What do you call the first Ant to grace the Earth who can't be persuaded to Sin?
How did Jesus pay for all our sins?
Do you know Jesus? Long hair, crown of thorns, died for our sins?
That description nails him to a t
Homosexuality isn’t a sin!
It’s the pride part that is.
Don't mind getting an occasional sin(tan)
Why is Christmas shopping a sin?
Because the devil is in the retails.
In some religions, dividing the opposite side by the hypotenuse is a sin
What did the chemist say after being tired of living a life full of sins?
"I must acetone for my sins"
Eating too much cake is gluttony, but eating too much pie isn’t a sin.
Because sin pi is always zero.
You can't wash your Sin.
But if you mend the Cos of it.
Tan it will be better.
I saw a man carrying a board saying “Repent for you’re sin’s! The end is near!”
I thought, “That’s a bad sign.”
Writing errors are like sins
Repenned, all is forgiven.
Guys beware of sin²x +cos²x if you see it in your house
After all, it can commit IDENTITY theft
Math puns are the first sin(madness)
Puns this bad might be a 'sin' but I made it 'cos' of you guys!
How did Jesus never sin?
His father scared the hell out of him
Some people see the Donald Trump / Mike Pence ticket as a punishment for America's sins
They say it's our comeTrumpPence.
Adultery is a Sin
You can't have your Kate and Edith too!
Why did the monk atone for his sin?
So he can be AtOne with god.
What city is twice as bad as Sin City?
Church sign: God’s son-screen prevents sin burn
Possibly the worst one I’ve ever seen..
While my wife was asleep, I painted the seven deadly sins throughout her body.
When she found out, she had wrath written all over her face.
If premarital sex is a Sin
Is postmarital sex a Tan or a Cos?
How does a pirate describe a sin graph?
Did Jesus pay for our sins in credit or debit?
Neither, he used praypal
(Not originally mine its really old and i cant remember where i saw it, so the credit goes to that unsang hero)
if i killed the pope, would i have committed a cardinal sin?
sin/cos
Me, Dad, holding Mom's calculator while furiously mashing the [ tan( ] button
Me: tan tan tan tan tan tan--
Mom: What the fuck are you doing?
Me: Sorry, I kinda went off on a tangent there...
If you commit 90 sins, you will get caught about half the time.
Las Vegas is known as “Sin City”, but which sin does it represent?
Mathematically, if you commit 90 sins, you only get caught half the time.
Most people know that Sin City is Vegas... But do they know what Den City is?
How did Jesus pay for our sins
Why did I divide Sin by Tan
Did Jesus pay for our sins with cash or credit?
I saw a man with a board saying, “The end is near. Repent for you’re sin’s.”
I thought to myself, “That’s a bad sign.”
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