Forgive me Father, for I have sinned
when I should have used cosine
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︎ Oct 18 2016
Jesus didn't pay for our sins with cash or credit...
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︎ May 21 2021
I admit itβs a repost, but this pun is just a sin... Please let me know if you get it!!!
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︎ Feb 12 2021
If you sin 90 times, you'll only get caught 50% of times,
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︎ Sep 12 2020
If you commit 90 sins, you will only get caught half the time.
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︎ Mar 07 2021
My Christian wife got mad at me because adultery is a sin
But by god did I love thy neighbor
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︎ Mar 03 2021
If life gives you melons...
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︎ Apr 06 2021
Everyone knows Las Vegas is Sin City but are you familiar with Den City?
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︎ Nov 03 2020
Math people where you at
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︎ Apr 02 2021
Sex is a sin
Sex is a sin unless itβs doggy style cause all dogs go to heaven.
Woof woof
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︎ Nov 27 2020
Why did sin and tan not go to the party?
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︎ Jul 14 2020
What do you call the first Ant to grace the Earth who can't be persuaded to Sin?
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︎ Jul 23 2020
Today, I said a bad word.
A woman said: did you just sin?
I said: nah I cosine.
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︎ May 20 2021
I found it completely inappropriate that the priest was making fun of me during my confession...
...I should have known, since he was wearing Mock-a-sins.
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︎ Apr 09 2021
Pennants For My Sins
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︎ May 09 2020
What is a priestβs favorite spice?
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︎ Feb 26 2021
After we awoke, my wife told me to put the dark roast on.
I told her that burning meat was a sin. When I came to she had moooooved out.
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︎ Apr 01 2021
Adultery is a sin!
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︎ Aug 28 2018
Do you know Jesus? Long hair, crown of thorns, died for our sins?
That description nails him to a t
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︎ Dec 24 2019
I didnβt sin up for this
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︎ Jul 02 2019
high iq
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︎ Apr 12 2020
5Q + 5Q = ?
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︎ Jul 14 2020
What was it called the very first time a mathematician solved 1/cosecant(x)
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︎ Feb 17 2021
Don't mind getting an occasional sin(tan)
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︎ Aug 07 2019
I recently wrote a paper about erotic photography of plants
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︎ Feb 27 2021
Homosexuality isnβt a sin!
Itβs the pride part that is.
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︎ Apr 25 2020
I wanted to date my math teacher....
I wanted to date my math teacher to have a chance of looking at her tan lines. But I cant, cos its was a sin.
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︎ Jan 07 2021
In some religions, dividing the opposite side by the hypotenuse is a sin
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︎ May 05 2019
Why is Christmas shopping a sin?
Because the devil is in the retails.
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︎ Jan 04 2020
What did the chemist say after being tired of living a life full of sins?
"I must acetone for my sins"
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︎ Dec 08 2019
He dried for our sins
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︎ Apr 21 2019
There is a religious veterinarian who has a strict rule that only one vet can work on large animals at a time
Because it is a sin to co-vet an oxen or donkey.
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︎ Feb 17 2021
Eating too much cake is gluttony, but eating too much pie isnβt a sin.
Because sin pi is always zero.
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︎ May 31 2019
You can't wash your Sin.
But if you mend the Cos of it.
Tan it will be better.
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︎ Jun 22 2019
I saw a man carrying a board saying βRepent for youβre sinβs! The end is near!β
I thought, βThatβs a bad sign.β
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︎ Sep 24 2019
Catholic priests were forbidden from learning math until the 20th century
Before that it was a cardinal Sin
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︎ Feb 12 2021
Notice me
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︎ Feb 18 2021
Why did the mathematician go to the Otolaryngologist (ear nose throat doctor/surgeon)?
He was having problems with his sin(x)s
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︎ Jan 17 2021
He dried for our sins...
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︎ Apr 19 2019
Writing errors are like sins
Repenned, all is forgiven.
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︎ Sep 28 2019
A joke for the Spanish speakers out there: ΒΏCuΓ‘ntos estrellas estΓ‘n en el cielo?
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︎ Nov 26 2020
If you commit 90 sins, you will get caught about half the time.
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︎ Feb 25 2020
Las Vegas is known as βSin Cityβ, but which sin does it represent?
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︎ Sep 23 2020
How did Jesus pay for all our sins?
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︎ May 14 2020
Mathematically, if you commit 90 sins, you only get caught half the time.
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︎ Oct 04 2018
Most people know that Sin City is Vegas... But do they know what Den City is?
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︎ Feb 08 2019
How did Jesus pay for our sins
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︎ Apr 14 2019
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