Forgive me Father, for I have sinned

when I should have used cosine

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Something_Syck
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Jesus didn't pay for our sins with cash or credit...

He used PrayPal.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ May 21 2021
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I admit it’s a repost, but this pun is just a sin... Please let me know if you get it!!!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/x000b
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12 2021
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If you sin 90 times, you'll only get caught 50% of times,

Because sin 90 = cot 45.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/charan_88
πŸ“…︎ Sep 12 2020
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If you commit 90 sins, you will only get caught half the time.

Because sin90 = cot45.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Mar 07 2021
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My Christian wife got mad at me because adultery is a sin

But by god did I love thy neighbor

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Purple_ferret1
πŸ“…︎ Mar 03 2021
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If life gives you melons...

...you might be dyslexic

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Myrdn
πŸ“…︎ Apr 06 2021
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Everyone knows Las Vegas is Sin City but are you familiar with Den City?

Mass over volume.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Daudelin1
πŸ“…︎ Nov 03 2020
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Math people where you at
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πŸ‘€︎ u/nis_sama
πŸ“…︎ Apr 02 2021
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Sex is a sin

Sex is a sin unless it’s doggy style cause all dogs go to heaven. Woof woof

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cadaverkitten94
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2020
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Why did sin and tan not go to the party?

Just cos

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheSketchiest
πŸ“…︎ Jul 14 2020
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What do you call the first Ant to grace the Earth who can't be persuaded to Sin?

Adamant

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheLearningUstaad
πŸ“…︎ Jul 23 2020
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Today, I said a bad word.

A woman said: did you just sin?

I said: nah I cosine.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jackieboi24
πŸ“…︎ May 20 2021
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I found it completely inappropriate that the priest was making fun of me during my confession...

...I should have known, since he was wearing Mock-a-sins.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KW-DadJoker
πŸ“…︎ Apr 09 2021
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Pennants For My Sins
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dommiel
πŸ“…︎ May 09 2020
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What is a priest’s favorite spice?

cinn-AMEN

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πŸ‘€︎ u/iLikeOldTrees
πŸ“…︎ Feb 26 2021
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After we awoke, my wife told me to put the dark roast on.

I told her that burning meat was a sin. When I came to she had moooooved out.

  • sips coffee
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gherkinstein
πŸ“…︎ Apr 01 2021
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Adultery is a sin!
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πŸ“…︎ Aug 28 2018
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Do you know Jesus? Long hair, crown of thorns, died for our sins?

That description nails him to a t

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JezyJezyJezy
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2019
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I didn’t sin up for this
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Aschwede318
πŸ“…︎ Jul 02 2019
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high iq
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Farouk_mercury
πŸ“…︎ Apr 12 2020
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5Q + 5Q = ?

You're welcome

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lone_wolfenstein
πŸ“…︎ Jul 14 2020
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What was it called the very first time a mathematician solved 1/cosecant(x)

The original sin

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πŸ‘€︎ u/professorf
πŸ“…︎ Feb 17 2021
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Don't mind getting an occasional sin(tan)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Is_This_L055
πŸ“…︎ Aug 07 2019
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I recently wrote a paper about erotic photography of plants

It's a photo-sin-thesis

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 27 2021
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Homosexuality isn’t a sin!

It’s the pride part that is.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheMistake69
πŸ“…︎ Apr 25 2020
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I wanted to date my math teacher....

I wanted to date my math teacher to have a chance of looking at her tan lines. But I cant, cos its was a sin.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/David-EN-
πŸ“…︎ Jan 07 2021
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In some religions, dividing the opposite side by the hypotenuse is a sin
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Adam-P-D
πŸ“…︎ May 05 2019
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Why is Christmas shopping a sin?

Because the devil is in the retails.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tachankas_chanka
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04 2020
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What did the chemist say after being tired of living a life full of sins?

"I must acetone for my sins"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FlourineVsCopper
πŸ“…︎ Dec 08 2019
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He dried for our sins
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πŸ‘€︎ u/NiisanSein
πŸ“…︎ Apr 21 2019
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There is a religious veterinarian who has a strict rule that only one vet can work on large animals at a time

Because it is a sin to co-vet an oxen or donkey.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/glowing-fishSCL
πŸ“…︎ Feb 17 2021
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Eating too much cake is gluttony, but eating too much pie isn’t a sin.

Because sin pi is always zero.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ May 31 2019
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You can't wash your Sin.

But if you mend the Cos of it.

Tan it will be better.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kones_6999
πŸ“…︎ Jun 22 2019
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I saw a man carrying a board saying β€œRepent for you’re sin’s! The end is near!”

I thought, β€œThat’s a bad sign.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Sep 24 2019
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Catholic priests were forbidden from learning math until the 20th century

Before that it was a cardinal Sin

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ramiel01
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12 2021
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Notice me

Sin Ο€

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chihiro_yoru
πŸ“…︎ Feb 18 2021
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Why did the mathematician go to the Otolaryngologist (ear nose throat doctor/surgeon)?

He was having problems with his sin(x)s

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He dried for our sins...
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πŸ“…︎ Apr 19 2019
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Writing errors are like sins

Repenned, all is forgiven.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Calthropstu
πŸ“…︎ Sep 28 2019
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A joke for the Spanish speakers out there: ΒΏCuΓ‘ntos estrellas estΓ‘n en el cielo?

Β‘Sin-cuenta!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PossiblyDumb66
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2020
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If you commit 90 sins, you will get caught about half the time.

Because sin90 = cot45

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Feb 25 2020
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Las Vegas is known as β€œSin City”, but which sin does it represent?

NV.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kinjesus
πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2020
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How did Jesus pay for all our sins?

Praypal

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rplusg
πŸ“…︎ May 14 2020
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Mathematically, if you commit 90 sins, you only get caught half the time.

sin 90 = cot 45

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Oct 04 2018
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Most people know that Sin City is Vegas... But do they know what Den City is?

Mass divided by volume

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 08 2019
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How did Jesus pay for our sins

He used praypal

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GoldenColony
πŸ“…︎ Apr 14 2019
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