Punstoppable
A list of puns related to "Singularities"
So it's safe to say, if you've had one you've had tamal.
To which he replied “you are?” So I screamed in horror, then he said “oh, I see” So I screamed again, then he said “OK OK!!”
People were lined up for blocks!
And at the end of the day, nothing else matters.
Only word in English that is plural/masculine that if you add an 'S' becomes singular/feminine
(Sorry I don't have a pun to go with this, but I did tell this to my daughter yearons ago)
Amen
D: Are you?
Patient: physically shaking
D: I see.
Hot Cocoa! Duh!
you have a problem with me.
He moooooved on.
He decides that it's boring and gets on his phone to kill time. He doesn't pay attention and the train collides with a train car that was left on the tracks killing all 70 of the passengers on board. At trial he is sentenced to death by electrocution and requests a singular banana. When he goes to the chair he is strapped in, but survives and is released because the judge thinks that the man was saved by God. The man gets a job at another station but gets bored and crashes that train killing all 80 passengers on board. He is once again sentenced to die and requests two bananas for his last meal and survives the electric chair again and is released. Once again he somehow gets a job conducting a train and this time he kills 90 people. He is once again sentenced to death but the guards refuse to give him bananas for his last meal because they think that he is somehow using them to survive. He is strapped in and the guards flip the switch but he still somehow survives. This time the judge decides to just sentence him to life, but just before he is taken to his cell the guard asks him.
"How have you been surviving all these times? I thought it was the bananas."
The man said: "Wait, you haven't found out yet? I'm just not a good conductor."
But it's just not cutting it.
Do you know what a sarcasm is? Sarcasm in its singular form?
It is the gap that exists between the creator of sarcastic wit and those that don't get it.
A Sarchasm....
He planned to do some yard work and was looking for gloves. He sounded frustrated, and I asked him what was wrong. He said "I have three right gloves. What does that tell you?"
Me: That there's nothing left?
And I was like "Yahweh"
Her response: Even. But they smell odd.
Because they were looking for pi.
Ok I know this is bad but shut up
Is the word 'Lung membrane' singular or pleural?
The sphagetto. (A singular strand of sphagetti is called a sphagetto)
...and soon grew and sold thousands to florists around the world. He called the flowers Nomasia, both singular and plural. Soon, almost every field and house had Nomasia.
One day a man was found dead with Nomasia in his hand and a joke written on his shirt. A detective arrived at the scene and instantly saw the pun on the dead man's clothes. "What's that?" he asked an officer nearby. The officer answered, "Oh, that's just a pair o' Nomasia."
While prepping some pork for tomorrow's dinner, my dad dropped this beauty.
"I'm going to contact the 'Nade' family and ask them if they have ever named one of their daughters 'Mary'."
It's the dad joke singularity of facepalm concept and horrendous execution.
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