Algay .
tl;dr explain every single pun you make or else it gets removed.
For the sake of cleaning up a lot of my mod queue, whenever you make a post, explain it. There's been more and more rule 6 reports as of late, so this should help clear up a lot of that. This rule change is to lessen confusion and simultaneously help us clear out the reposters who are too lazy to even read the sidebar before posting. formerly rule 6 was:
Post must be a pun and must be explained in the comments. If your post or image isn't self-explanatory, you must comment on it with enough information for readers to get the joke.
We are now changing it to:
Post must be a pun and must be explained. No exceptions! You must explain your pun somewhere in the text or in the comment section.
###IF YOU DO NOT EXPLAIN YOUR PUN, IT WILL BE REMOVED!
carry on
But I have no idea how to tell if a lemon is in a relationship or not
A trophy!!!
Age 6 they were separated in a successful 13hr surgery. Later in life they went to prison for armed robbery. They served 10yrs. Afterwards they wrote their book about being ex-con joined twins.
He scored a home run every single at bat, and always the exact same way. Way over right field, too high for anyone to reach, and it always landed in exactly the 17th row of the stands, give or take a couple feet.
He earned the nickname “the machine” for how consistently he hit the exact same spot every time. Right field, 17th row, every single time. He did this for 20 years before he retired. Tickets to the 2-3 seats that the ball always landed on sold for over $2k a pop by the time he retired because you were guaranteed at least a couple home run balls.
And the day he retired a reporter asked him “How does it feel to be retiring as the greatest hitter of all time?”
Hugh just looked at the reporter puzzled. “What do you mean?” He said.
The reporter clarified “literally over 5,000 times you went to the plate and hit a home run to right field, 17th row of the stands!”
Hugh looked dejected and disappointed “yeah, my greatest failure...”
“What do you mean?” Said the reporter incredulously.
Hugh let’s out a long sigh, and looked down at the ground quietly for a moment before finally speaking.
“I’ve been aiming left this whole time”
Happiness comes from drugs, not relationships.
He painted loads of them
“...cereal killer.”
...that only happens once in a blue moon.
She responded, “ because you are ugly!”
And it makes it easier to slam the door and run so I don’t have to pay for dinner.
But I don’t see what’s wrong with being a cereal monogamist.
Yes my horse is a Mustang and it mustang somewhere!
That's alot of information to swallow.
He was absolutely delighted.
We're called "Gluten for Punishment."
Our first single is "Bread or Alive."
Just not in the right order!
We are in a very serious relationship.
Because they were all married but you
Then I started listening to full albums, and hardly ever left my room.
They're all married with children.....
A chill pill.
Mrs. Ippi.
She was giving my niece (3) and nephew (6) a bath. When they were done, the kids used their towels as capes and were running around naked yelling 'we are super heroes!!' My sister responded with, 'I don't think think there are any naked superheroes... Except maybe The Flash.'
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, and 0.
I guess I'm just looking for love in all the wrong paces.
“Because you’re ugly.”
Apparently I’ve been looking for love in Alderaan places.
I think he wanted s'more.
A receding hare line.
He kept missing his punchlines.
"Slayer?"
"No, I just shook my head."
Because there’s not a single person there
This phenomenon is known as many paws
It was a shit zoo.
Either working together or working to get her
