Why did the dinosaur put beef bullion in his hot water heater tank?

He wanted to go extinct in a meatier shower.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/moistdadsquad
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A king had a problem with a serial killer chicken...

He placed 30 silver coins as a bounty, and was peeved after a month had passed and nobody had taken the offer. He inquired to his squire, who responded that nobody would undergo such an unpleasant pheasant hunt for such a poultry sum.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/KetoSaiba
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My dad is in tune with the world

I just got a package containing 25 ounces of silver in differently sized bullion coins. I was checking them out when my cat jumped up on the table, smelled the coin I was holding and then bit it for some reason.

I said "Whoa! he just bit it," as the cat ran away (probably not fun biting solid metal).

My dad glanced over and said, "So it's a Bitcoin?"

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Vertical453
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