Why don’t ant colonies ever get sick?
.... because they’re full of anty bodies
Somebody drilled a hole in the fence around the nudist colony
Authorities are looking into it.
I recently joined a nudist colony.
The first week was the hardest!
What do you call a nudist colony of whales?
Breaking News: Last night someone drilled a hole into the fence surrounding the local nudist colony.
Police are looking into it.
A queen ant's job is to keep order in the colony...
How do you spot a blind man in a crowded nudist colony?
A credit union in a Moon colony could be appropriately called Apollo Lunar Lender.
A colony of bacteria walks into a bar. Waiter tells them they're not welcome.
The bacteria say, "But we're staph!"
I bought an ant online for my ant colony
My son's ant colony died and he wanted me to say something at their funeral.
Since the US is the only country that uses British Imperial Units, it’s ironically the only former British colony to still have British rulers.
A vampire bat returned to his colony with a lot of blood on his face. When the other bats asked him what happened he pointed to a building and said: “See that cow barn over there?”
My son asked me while looking at an ant colony, "Dad, does ant matter?"
I answered negatively, "does ant matter".
My wife refused to join my nudist colony
I would call her clothes-minded but that would make me a dickhead.
How do you find a blind guy at a nudist colony? Just look around - it isn't very hard.
My friend asked me whether I’m ready to go to the nudist colony.
What type of religion will future colonies on the moon follow?
I'm not sure, but it definitely will be Moonotheisitic
I saw a sign at a Nudist Colony today...
Why do protozoan colonies have horribly overcrowded prisons?
The Greek authorities tried to get the lepers at Spinalonga leper colony to swap their healthy babies for babies with leprosy
but a leper never changes its tots.
(My dad made this up when we visited Spinalonga in about 1998...its one of his all time classics. I only remember the punchline so I made up the first bit and its not historically true.)
Jokingly told Dad that I am thinking about joining a nudist colony and he came out with this;
"The first day is meant to be the hardest, you stick out like a sore thumb"
Why did the Libertarian join the nudist colony?
Their slogan: "Don't thread on me"
A hole was discovered in the fence surrounding the local nudist colony
Authorities are looking into it
How do you find a blind man in a nudist colony?
I recently joined a nudist colony
The first week was the hardest
How do you spot the blind guy at the nudist colony?
I recently joined a nudist colony.
The first few days were the hardest...
So I recently joined a nudist colony.
The first few days were the hardest.
I recently joined a nudist colony.
The first few days were the hardest.
How do you pick out a blind man in a nudist colony?
A hole has been found in the wall of a nudist colony.
The police are looking into it
There's a hole in the nudist colony wall.
Police are looking into it.
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