What do you call a shrimp assasin?
A lobster and a shrimp opened a highly expensive pufferfish shop.
I guess selfish shellfish sell swell fish.
A Fun Fact About Candy Cane Shrimp [OC]
Why do artists only eat Shrimp?
Because they always come de-tailed!
Why did the fish break up with his shrimp gf?
He just thought she was a little shellfish.
What do Red Lobster shrimp and a car dealership have in common?
They’ve both been detailed
You want the names of the tiny shrimp secret agents?
Sure, I could tell you...but then I’d have to krill you.
Why won't the shrimp sell his treasures to the fishes?
Why didn’t the baby shrimp want to share his toys?
He was a little shellfish.
My pen ran out of ink and an ink fairy in the shape of a squid appeared. He said if I let him eat my dinner of shrimp he'd help me out by giving me some ink. The deal smelled kind of fishy, but I needed to finish my homework.
So we did it squid pro quo
I cannot eat shrimp, lobsters and clams that have been cooked by heated water vapor....
I have shellfish steamed issues.
An alien came down to Earth the other day, stepped out of his spaceship and said, "G'day cobber! Let's start a barby and throw some shrimp on! Strewth!".....
....he was an Austr-alien
Why did ying put shrimps in his pizza?
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>!Because it was crustasian!<
What did the fried rice say to the shrimp?
I just found out there’s no popcorn in popcorn shrimp
I guess there’s no need to try pot roast.
I have a great joke about shrimp that I won't tell you....
I really like shrimp-fried rice.
It’s amazing how they can hold that big skillet in their tiny little claws.
What did the suicidal shrimp say?
Did you hear about the shrimp that went to the prawn’s cocktail party?
There's no excuse for battered shrimp
What do you call a shrimp that keeps getting hurt?
How come shrimp on Broadway don't share?
So you’re tellin me a shrimp fried this rice?!
What did one shrimp say to the other when they wouldn’t share food?
Are you trying to tell me a shrimp fried this rice?!?
What do you call someone who buys and sells shrimp?
Why has there been a dramatic decrease in the shrimp population?
There are too many Shellfish Fishermen!
How many shrimp does it take to make a famous actress?
Why was the young shrimp not popular in Japanese cuisine?
Because of its short tempura.
Just saw this on another post: Why did the shrimp not to share?
Because he was a little shellfish
Steak and Shrimp
Late at night is a terrible time to show succulent steak and shrimp advertisements, especially when you are on a diet. As one came on the TV, I swiftly turned it off.
“What are you doing?!” My wife asked.
“We shouldn’t watch that. It’s prawn-ography.”
😏
What do you call a bed of Japanese fried shrimp and vegetables?
I'll never be friends with a crawfish or a shrimp
They're just two shellfish
Did you hear about the egoistical shrimp with a lisp?
Throw another shrimp on the Barbie
How can you tell the future with a shrimp?
What did the fried rice say to the shrimp?
Why wouldn’t the shrimp share his treasure?
Because he was a little shellfish.
The greedy shrimp was a little shellfish.
Why wouldn’t the shrimp share his treasure?
Because he was a little shellfish.
So you mean to tell me a shrimp fried this rice?
Why wouldn't the shrimp share his treasure?
Because he was a little shellfish!
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