Have you met Mr. Shiitake yet?
I hear he’s a fungi.
Why don't mushrooms always get along?
They like to shiitake other.
My customers have no sense of humor :(
I work part time in the produce department at a grocery store. Last night while I was at work a customer came up to me and asked, "do you have any more thyme?" So of course I replied with, "well I hope so, I'm only 19" and then laughed to myself for a while. I looked back up and she was just staring at me kind of angrily, so I told her we were all out and she left. Some people need to learn to appreciate comedy
What did the milky mushroom call the other mushroom who wouldn't stop making fun of it's pale complexion?
A shiitake-n mushroom.
