My birthday is on July 24th, shame I was born in america. If I was born anywhere else....

my birthday would be 24/7

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Aglaz
πŸ“…︎ Oct 18 2020
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Such a shame that Jeff Bezos is stepping down from Amazon.

He really is in his prime.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mlucasr
πŸ“…︎ Feb 03 2021
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It’d be a shame
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πŸ‘€︎ u/jdawgrockz
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04 2021
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It’s a shame nothing is made in the USA anymore.

I just bought a TV that said β€œBuilt in Antenna”. I don’t even know where that is!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JennyBagaDonuts
πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2020
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One impeachment is bad, but two impeachments

That’s just unpresidented

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bigg_UN
πŸ“…︎ Jan 13 2021
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Dating between carbon descendants
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πŸ‘€︎ u/dattara
πŸ“…︎ Dec 14 2020
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I lost my job at the bank today which is a shame.

I was taking home $25,000 dollars a week.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Brucemoose1
πŸ“…︎ Sep 09 2020
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Did you hear about the italian chef that died?

He pasta way. We cannoli do so much. Theres nutelling what can happen next... His legacy will become a pizza history. Here today, gone tomato. I can only espress-so much grief, but lettuce romaine calm. How sad that he ran out of thyme. Ashes to ashes, crust to crust. There's just not mushroom left for italian chefs in this world... Sending olive my prayers to his family. His wife is really upset, cheese still not over it... You never sausage a tragic thing. Its such a shame good people die fusilli reasons. It was a farfalle from grace... My condolences for Roberto, who died in the spaghetto. May he rest in yeastπŸ™πŸ»β€οΈ

Wow! Im so glad so many people laughed at this joke, I got so much happy feedback from everyone lol thank u sm for all the rewards and upvotes, my week couldnt get better!😁

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πŸ‘€︎ u/iLoveRaviolis
πŸ“…︎ Oct 27 2020
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Did you hear about Russel Crow's recent problems with cannibalism? At first he expressed shame about eating the mother of two.

But upon further consideration he was gladiator.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AShiggles
πŸ“…︎ Jul 12 2020
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It would be a shame
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πŸ‘€︎ u/nhagesaeter
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12 2019
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A man walks into a bakery holding a crab

The man approaches a baker and says "excuse me, do you serve crab cakes here?"

The baker replies "no, we do not."

Saddened, the man lifts up the crab and says "what a shame... it's his cake day."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/patentpunk
πŸ“…︎ Feb 23 2021
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No shame.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gabriel_Shears
πŸ“…︎ Apr 02 2020
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It would be a shame
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πŸ‘€︎ u/_I_D_G_A_F_
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2019
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Based upon my shameful behaviour after drinking, I finally decided to quit drinking altogether.

Now I drink all alone.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Dec 15 2019
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I walked into the kitchen to help my wife prepare dinner and exclaimed, "That’s a nice ham you’ve got there honey! It’d really be a shame if someone..."

"...put an β€˜s’ at the front and an β€˜e’ at the end!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Jul 07 2020
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"No, I'm a talking tree, don't kill me!"

Shame, you'll dialogue!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lorelei178
πŸ“…︎ Feb 09 2021
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A shame...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pug-Doug-the-pug
πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2019
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My Wife was complaining about her deteriating eye sight

I said it's a shame because they're so pretty. I guess they weren't made for use, but just for looks.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/StewPidpizzachit
πŸ“…︎ Feb 21 2021
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What a shame
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ninja_Sushi_
πŸ“…︎ Sep 03 2019
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Would be a shame to let this pun go to waist.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/danarchist
πŸ“…︎ Feb 28 2020
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There's an old saying in Florida, "Impeach me once, shame on you. Impeach me twice, shame on Me..."

"...lania."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/eo_mahm
πŸ“…︎ Feb 06 2020
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Shame
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Postkannah
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2019
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Some people shame me for my dad bod

But I think it’s just my fatherly figure.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ponsies
πŸ“…︎ Mar 20 2020
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Why couldn't the circuit go out with his friends?

He was grounded.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lambo1722
πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2020
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What a shame
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πŸ‘€︎ u/martok12321
πŸ“…︎ Sep 07 2019
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yes, i have no shame
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πŸ‘€︎ u/theEndWasShit
πŸ“…︎ Oct 15 2019
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Shame
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πŸ‘€︎ u/dasurica
πŸ“…︎ Jul 26 2019
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Shameful laughter inserted here
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πŸ“…︎ Jul 20 2019
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Ham of shame
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πŸ‘€︎ u/leo_sometimes
πŸ“…︎ Sep 10 2019
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I feel nothing but shame for making this.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/nodnarb232001
πŸ“…︎ Apr 14 2019
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What a shame
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Luillie
πŸ“…︎ Jul 14 2019
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Drives me crazy when people keep repeating the same dad joke

Already Reddit

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Alecdoconnor
πŸ“…︎ Oct 06 2020
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It's a shame he can only watch trailers and never a full movie.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Andykasle
πŸ“…︎ May 12 2019
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This is not oc content it MAY be a re p o st
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Screw me once, shame on you. Screw me twice, shame on me...

Screw me 3 times and we have a baby.

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 29 2019
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Once i told a hammer joke

I nailed it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DimitkoRD
πŸ“…︎ Jan 19 2020
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A shame of that ham
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πŸ‘€︎ u/mrbaseball54
πŸ“…︎ Apr 12 2019
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When I caught my neighbor attaching a rocket engine to a deer, I immediately reported him to the authorities.

Shame on him for trying to make a quick buck.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SayLittleDoMuch
πŸ“…︎ Mar 29 2020
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I, for one....

.... is how you write it in Roman numerals.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sbashe5
πŸ“…︎ Oct 08 2020
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It's a shame there aren't more jokes for arborists...

I guess they aren't a very poplar.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/XOIIO
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03 2019
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S h a m e
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Morigane90
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2020
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It's a shame rainbows aren't camouflaged...

... then we could call them Rambo's.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NZOC
πŸ“…︎ Jun 15 2019
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I made a new theory on inertia;

It's a shame it's not gaining any momentum.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheRaptorMovies
πŸ“…︎ Oct 08 2020
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Parallel lines have so much in common,

Its a shame they'll never meet.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/crowkiller06
πŸ“…︎ Aug 18 2020
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The boomerang is Australia's number one export.

And import.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Whlightning
πŸ“…︎ Jul 23 2020
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It's a shame nothing is made in Australia anymore.....

I just bought a TV and it says "Built in Antenna". I don't even know where that is!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/denandbil
πŸ“…︎ Oct 17 2019
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That’s a nice ham you got there.

It’d be a shame if someone put an S in front of it and an E behind it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Canooter
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