My friends and I are doing a project on Mars and our group name was, β€œDeimos! at the Disco”

Because Deimos and Phobos are Mars’s moons. Phobos means Fear and you can guess what Deimos means

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My dad found the label maker.

http://imgur.com/KQk7oyH

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Dad joked at work today.

At work we we have a large fireplace we use to heat the shop in the winter. Occasionally a sign shop down the street gives us some long cardboard tubes (think toilet paper but longer and thicker) that we can burn. It's a win-win situation that gets rid of their garbage and provides us heat for the winter.

Anyways I pick up the tubes and come pulling in the shop with a truck bed full. I start unloading when my boss comes up to help out. Upon seeing the tubes he makes the shaka sign (surfer hand symbol with thumb and pinky out) and says "Tubular".

I physically groaned at this one.

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