βBad car ma.β
Shhh. I'm undercover
I don't know what he laced them with but I've been tripping all day.
Bunk beds
Son: Huh? What? Why?
Dad: They seem kindaβ¦. shady
They sell lots of organs.
Very Slim
Egypt me, but I was starving so I ate it anyway. Now I falafel.
When I do its usually a Spam Risk.
Me: why
My dad: they're shady
I like to park out of the sun
I wouldn't mess with him lads. He's a cycle path.
He was delighted
Slim shady
Me and my son were going to a store and he pointed something out. A person in a cloak. He said that they looked shady. I asked if they were fat he said no so then I replied so theyβre the real slim shady
Sure he's kind of shady, a bit sketchy, but he's not trying to frame me.
...he was super sketchy and always felt tips..
Should I sell umbrellas or sunglasses?
When I asked him about it he replied, " I'm casing the joint."
it looks fishy
They were in some shady business
I'm starting to think that the driver who said he'll "deliver me" was a bit shady.
"Oh, you mean like awnings or something?"
Three brothers are trick or treating near a shady house. Suddenly, a spider appears on the first brothers arm causing him to scream in shock. This causes the second brother to run away in fear only to get hit over the head by a dead tree branch. The third brother tries to escape but trips over a coffin. Filled with fright, the three brothers decide to go back home before they are stopped by a ghost that informs them, βThe items you have encountered today will kill you in exactly 20 years.β and vanishes into thin air. Understandably, the three brothers were terrified out of their wits and ran back to their house.
20 years later on Halloween, the first brother has booby trapped and spider-proofed his entire house. Unfortunately, he accidently runs into a wall causing a black widow to fall on his arm and killing him.
The second brother has prepared for many years and made sure that he was nowhere near any trees. However, he somehow miscalculated by one day and was killed when a lightning bolt struck a tree causing it to fall and crush him.
The third brother completely forgot about the ghostβs warning and was having dinner with his wife. His allergies were really acting up that night, so he decided to go to a pharmacy to purchase some allergy medicine. Suddenly, without any warning, the entire store goes dark and a giant coffin appears in front of him, opens up, and starts moving towards him. Remembering his frightful Halloween over 20 years ago, the brother starts desperately throwing everything in sight towards the coffin but to no avail. Now there is nothing else left other than a lone bottle of NyQuil. In one last brave attempt, the brother throws the bottle of NyQuil at the coffin and it miraculously vanishes.
Because NyQuil keeps the coffinβ away.
Because it can be shady!!
In my opinion we should beat the shit out of constipated people because:
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Laxatives are an unhealthy way of dealing with feces. On the other hand, beating the shit out of someone is a good way to practice sports activities like, running, grip strength, punching techniques etc.
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Other methods of dealing with feces take alot of money. Laxatives aren't cheap in our flawed healthcare system! On the other hand, there are people that are willing to pay you to beat the shit out of you. By using this method you can become richer and deal with your shitty problems.
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Constipation requires being in the bathroom for a long time. This can be very lonely for the people involved. However, beating the shit out of others can be done in any place. Your home, the local park, or even the shady street corner! Not only that it's a very social activity, requiring a minimum of at least 2 people, but usually done in groups of 2-5 people.
Although some people might say, that beating the shit out of each other is violent, most of them have never been to a public toilet and hence are unable to realize how much more painful and violent the alternative is.
In summery, beating the shit out of people is a good, legitimate, and affordable alternative to laxatives and is a better, more progressive way, to deal with constipation.
Sketchy.
They seem kind of shady
They act pretty shady
I guess I must've looked shady.
[Based on a true story!]
It's such a shady business
When I was in the Navy, I was on the deck of a destroyer one day, and I saw a the periscope of an enemy submarine surface nearby. So, quick as a flash, I whipped off my hat and dropped it over the periscope. As the periscope was covered, the submarine didn't realise it had reached the surface, so it kept rising... and when it got to 10,000 feet, we shot it down with the anti-aircraft guns.
Bubble rap.
*cries of laughter
Theyβre pretty shady
They seem kind of shady
Theyβre a little shady.
Son: What? Why not, dad? Dad: They seem kind of shady
Dad: They seem shady
They seem kinda shady
