Settees Puns

A list of puns related to "Settees"

I've just started collecting old settees....

I've got 12 sofa.

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👤︎ u/VERBERD
📅︎ Nov 20 2020
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Mom: How's the new settee?

Dad: Sofa so good

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👤︎ u/beerdappel
📅︎ Mar 19 2019
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I’m fuming, my son has just bought home an arm chair and a 3 seater settee.

I have told him a million times not to accept suites from strangers.

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👤︎ u/IAMBiSH
📅︎ Apr 25 2018
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What do you call a settee with an outboard motor?

A high speed chaise!

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👤︎ u/acnine
📅︎ Oct 24 2017
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