Serious Games Puns

I replied, “An excellent question, my dear!! But next time, please use the buzzer!!”

I looked to my friends and said "We should leave, it's dead up here"

During the game I also found ample opportunity to use a Blackadder joke-

Me: my dad was a nun

Group: gives me a weird look

Friend: turns to me, thinks im serious how was your dad a nun?

Me: whenever he stood I'm court the judge would ask "occupation" and he'd say "none"

I was told to shut up 😆 🤣 😂

QUICK! I need help naming a Greek-themed fanfic/adventure blog for an upcoming Dnd game!

It’s not serious so go wild!

I’m worried about my cousin. He’s 28 with a good job. Has a lot in common with me (nerdy habits: board games, gaming conventions, anime etc). Unfortunately I have recently learned that he is one of those poor souls obsessed with Belle Delphine. Apparently it started out innocently enough. My cousin is into cosplay. He’s into girls. Ooh, there’s cosplay girls on the internet? What began as a YouTube channel subscription and a few dozen likes on Instagram has progressed into something much more serious. This man is spending money. My cousin’s social media accounts have recently featured pictures of him with his Belle Delphine merch. T-shirts, body pillows, there’s even some kind of bed spread/comforter with her googly-eyed tongue-outy face on it. Did you know that Belle Delphine briefly partnered with Tom’s shoes for a limited edition series of footwear? I knew that, because my cousin won’t shut up about how he bought them all. He’s got at least three jars of dirty bath water and a gaming keyboard with her face on it. It’s really sad. I think the isolation of the pandemic really exacerbated his behavior. He says that he and Belle are destined to be together. For my part, I’m telling him that this isn’t healthy behavior, and I’m encouraging him to seek counseling. I’m convinced he has a mental health issue like Obsessive Love Disorder or Erotomania. Afterall, he does have all of the Simp Toms.