Semiconductors Puns

A list of puns related to "Semiconductors"

The youngest girl in our family wants to be a male semiconductor device for amplifying, controlling, and generating electrical signals when she grows up.

She's my trans sister

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline
📅︎ Oct 31 2020
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Why did the CPU head up half an orchestra?

Because it's a semiconductor.

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👤︎ u/DENelson83
📅︎ Mar 23 2021
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My dad was demoted to part time as orchestra conductor due to budget cuts

Now he's a semiconductor.

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👤︎ u/CynAq
📅︎ Nov 12 2020
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What does silicon and my son who is learning to become a train driver have in common?

They're both semiconductors.

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👤︎ u/haveyoutriedpokingit
📅︎ Feb 18 2019
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Partly electrocuted on stage, her diminished muscle control meant the orchestra had to figure some things out for themselves. What was she?

A semiconductor

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👤︎ u/johnabbe
📅︎ Mar 02 2016
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What happened to the boy that cut the orchestra in half?

He became a grounded semiconductor.

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👤︎ u/Obknaxious
📅︎ Nov 03 2016
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