A science pun, a secret pun.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/depungun
πŸ“…︎ Feb 11 2021
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What's the secret of the Queen's long life?

Immortali-tea

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I figured out the secret chord that David played!

It's Gsus

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πŸ‘€︎ u/icemage27
πŸ“…︎ Mar 21 2021
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A secret society of pranksters is called illuminaughty
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πŸ‘€︎ u/golubeerji
πŸ“…︎ Mar 20 2021
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Victorious Secret.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/awesome_smokey
πŸ“…︎ Feb 28 2021
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Why can't eggs keep a secret?

They tend to crack under pressure.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SuperGrandPatzer
πŸ“…︎ Feb 28 2021
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Did you hear the secret joke that only the FBI, CIA, NSA and MI6 know?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dantr1x
πŸ“…︎ Feb 02 2021
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I was once offered the chance to join a secret club, where anyone who asks a question is permanently banned.

I said, "Sure, why not?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ryanooooo
πŸ“…︎ Jan 23 2021
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The secret behind a dad joke is in the delivery

Is what the mailman keeps telling my son.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DeadlyHilarious
πŸ“…︎ Jan 23 2021
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How did Vikings send secret messages?

Norse code

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Blindeye0505
πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2020
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There’s a fine line between a secret

and memory loss.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/afarro
πŸ“…︎ Jan 23 2021
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I'm going to share with you the greatest secret for always being on time

Just WATCH

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 21 2021
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Why was the discovery of King Tut thought to be a secret?

Because he was kept under wraps...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/techtornado
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15 2021
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Every dad stores his jokes in a very secret place...

His dad-a-base.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dr_se7en_
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2020
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I just found out that my friend lives a secret life as a priest.

It’s his altar ego.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2020
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Why does β€œsecretary” start with secret?

Because of all their business affairs

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πŸ‘€︎ u/linknt01
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2020
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Secret jaws plot

Did you know if you watch jaws backwards, it's about a shark that throws up so many people they have to open a beach? :D

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πŸ‘€︎ u/capngloval
πŸ“…︎ Jan 09 2021
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You want the names of the tiny shrimp secret agents?

Sure, I could tell you...but then I’d have to krill you.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LaChuteQuiMarche
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2020
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If Spiderman's secret identity is Peter Parker, what's his dog's secret identity?

Peter Barker

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mr_love_monkey
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2020
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Why do secret agents get the best sleep...

Because they’re always undercover.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JCraay
πŸ“…︎ Sep 17 2020
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I told my friend a secret about the grocery store.

He spilled the beans.

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 19 2020
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Remember Spider Pig from the Simpsons movie? I figured out his secret identity!

Peter Porker

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πŸ‘€︎ u/weird_al_yankee
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2020
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Secret Files
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Radish00
πŸ“…︎ Mar 02 2020
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What's the secret to being Santa Claus?

You either have the gift or you don't.

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 08 2020
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As a secret agent, my kids never know what I got them for Christmas..

I always keep the presents under wraps.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EMOmosie
πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2020
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My friend asked about my secret of making the juiciest steak

He isn’t pleased saying it’s too dry..... I just told him β€œit needs more thyme in the pan”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Addy-a-teddy
πŸ“…︎ Dec 01 2020
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What secret society loves to eat pretzels?

The Illumi-Knotty

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BobIsMyCableGuy
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2020
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Have you heard about the top secret bakery?

It's on a knead to dough basis

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πŸ‘€︎ u/flippantteacup
πŸ“…︎ Aug 22 2020
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Do you know the secret Karen?

Everyone knows about Karen's, how they argue with everyone about everything.

Do you know about their lesser known Sister, Sharon. She's every bit as argumentative and angry, because as everyone knows,

Sharon is Karen

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πŸ‘€︎ u/deadeye4741
πŸ“…︎ Sep 17 2020
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They all laughed when I told them that one day I would discover the secret of invisibility.

If only they could see me now.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rav4xle
πŸ“…︎ Jun 29 2020
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I asked my dad if he had any secret talents.

He replied, β€œIf I did, how the hell would I know about them?”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lankyjay16
πŸ“…︎ Oct 07 2020
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The secret service isn't allowed to yell "Get down!" anymore when the president is about to be attacked

now they have to yell "Donald, duck!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ALizardKing
πŸ“…︎ Aug 07 2020
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The secret service has a new protocol if there's a threat in the room with the president

They used to yell down. Now it's

"Donald duck!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Boreddudemo
πŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2020
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Did you hear the one about the secret agent that was captured behind enemy lines with a sheepdog as part of his disguise?

When he was put to death, his captors ground him up and baked him in the oven covered in gravy and mashed potatoes.

When questioned as to why such a cruel and unusual punishment was administered, they stated that this was the only way to correctly execute a shepherd spy.

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The government started banning alcoholic drinks, so I'm selling liquor in secret.

It's a Whisky business

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RevanAndTheSithy
πŸ“…︎ Sep 07 2020
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What do you call it when Victoria Secret merges with Smith and Wesson?

Titty Titty Bang Bang

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hoshizaki78
πŸ“…︎ Sep 09 2020
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Your can always trust a walrus to keep your secrets...

His lips are sealed.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KW-DadJoker
πŸ“…︎ Aug 28 2020
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Why should you never tell military secrets to a duck?

Ducks will always quack under interrogation.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pratojr
πŸ“…︎ Sep 09 2020
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My secret dad power is invisibility

Unfortunately, it only works at parties.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/billbixbyakahulk
πŸ“…︎ Aug 27 2020
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All Right Then, Keep Your Secrets.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/AngkaSaWan01
πŸ“…︎ Mar 19 2020
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If you ever find a house with a family of corn, don’t go snooping through their secret files.

They’re cornfidential

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TeepenTeepen
πŸ“…︎ Aug 07 2020
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Why can't melons get married in secret?

They cant elope

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πŸ‘€︎ u/charadreemurrRMB
πŸ“…︎ Jul 14 2020
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I Figured out the secret chord that David played!

It's Gsus

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πŸ‘€︎ u/icemage27
πŸ“…︎ Oct 19 2020
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How did Vikings send secret messages?

Norse code.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/the_houser
πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2020
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I just found out that my friend has a secret life as a priest.

It’s his altar ego.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Feb 08 2020
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What did the secret service yell when Disney sent assassins after our president?

Donald, duck!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anddditburns
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