Don't tell secrets in corn fields.
Why did the farmer have a hard time keep secrets?
Because the corn has ears, the potatoes have eyes, and the bean stalks.
Happy Equinox and good harvest everyone.
Why are mummies so good at keeping secrets?
Because they know how to keep things under wraps
Did you hear about the desk cactus that was caught stealing company secrets?
Turns out he was a plant this whole time!
I once asked a baker for his secrets...
He said they were on a knead-to-know basis.
Don’t tell secrets in the garden.
The potatoes have eyes, the corn has ears, and the beanstalk.
Where does Chewbacca go to learn Empire secrets?
How does a vampire keep secrets
Why can’t you trust bankers with secrets?
Why is it unwise to share your secrets with a clock?
The 5 secrets to happiness for men....
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Find a woman who can make you laugh.
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Find a woman who can cook.
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Find a woman who really listens to you .
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Find a woman who is great in bed.
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Make sure these 4 women don't find out about each other.
What do you call a nintendo employee that exposes company secrets ?
Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a room full of beetles?
Because the room is bugged.
Don't ever tell an egg secrets...
They always crack under pressure.
How do basilisks get into the Chamber of Secrets?
Why don't you tell pigs secrets?
I once worked for Victoria Secrets as a diesel fitter.
When a lady walked in the store I would hold up underwear and exclaim "diesel fitter"
I just watched a documentary, “The Secrets of Heinz”…
I can’t believe they’re spilling the beans. I hope it doesn’t ketchup with them.
Why are skeletons so bad at keeping secrets
Because you can see right through them
What kind of mattress should you never tell your secrets to
Why can you tell a cow your secrets?
Because they never UDDER a single word!
Why does PETA never keep secrets?
They hate it when people don't let the cat out of the bag.
All Right Then, Keep Your Secrets.
Cows can't keep secrets.
You tell one, pretty soon they all herd.
It's a bunch of bull, really.
Your can always trust a walrus to keep your secrets...
Why should you never tell military secrets to a duck?
Ducks will always quack under interrogation.
What do you call an Italian guy who knows all the government’s secrets?
They all laughed when I told them that one day I would discover the secrets of invisibility.
If only they could see me now.
Odin kept hela lot of secrets from his children
Why is it hard to keep secrets in the North Pole?
Because your teeth chatter
"Son, you should never share important secrets on a farm."
"The corn has ears and the potatoes have eyes."
How do maple trees tell secrets?
You know why eggs can't keep secrets
They break under pressure
What happens when my Mexican friend tells me secrets?
Well, even though they tend to be very saucy and I really want to share them with you, they're simply nacho business.
(Also, please forgive me for being so cheesy, corny, and guac at the same time.)
What do cows write their deepest secrets in?
Why didn’t anybody tell the wine their secrets?
Because he always spread rum-ours.
Why shouldn't you tell secrets near mountains?
Because of all the mountaineers
Why can't you tell secrets in a cornfield?
Because the corn has ears. (that's some horror movie sounding stuff right there)
Telling a ghost my secrets was the worst mistake I ever made
Not only was he really bad at keeping secrets, but you could see right through him.
Why can’t a farmer keep secrets on her farm?
Because the corn has ears, the potatoes have eyes and the beans stalk.
Why shouldn't you tell any secrets in a cornfield ?
Why is it unwise to share your secrets with a clock?
Don't tell secrets in corn fields.
Why can't you tell secrets on a farm?
Because the corn has ears and the potatoes have eyes.
Why should you never share secrets in a room with a clock?
Why shouldn't you tell secrets near a clock?
Because time will tell....
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