I'll be sharing my secret for being an amazing guitar player later today.
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︎ Oct 24 2021
No secret is safe around this guy!
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︎ Aug 18 2021
How did Vikings send secret messages to each other?
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︎ Oct 25 2021
If you play guitar and want to know the secret to making it sound better
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︎ Oct 26 2021
What kind of mattress should you never tell your secrets to
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︎ Oct 29 2021
Why can't eggs keep a secret?
They tend to crack under pressure
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︎ Sep 24 2021
Today I reveal to you, Nitos secret identity... Incocknito
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︎ Sep 29 2021
Serious question for the groupβ¦. Whatβs the secret to a good elevator pitch?
β¦It has to work on many levels.
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︎ Sep 25 2021
I told my friend in coma my biggest secret
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︎ Oct 07 2021
Why wouldnβt the martial artist reveal his secret technique?
It was KungFudential information.
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︎ Oct 13 2021
I just watched a documentary, βThe Secrets of Heinzββ¦
I canβt believe theyβre spilling the beans. I hope it doesnβt ketchup with them.
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︎ Sep 18 2021
Have you read the book about secret rodents?
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︎ Sep 10 2021
Why are skeletons so bad at keeping secrets
Because you can see right through them
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︎ Sep 21 2021
Why can you tell a cow your secrets?
Because they never UDDER a single word!
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︎ Sep 21 2021
Reporter: Sir, you've been happily married for 45 years, what's the secret?
Husband: You'll have to speak up, I'm deaf as a post and have been for 45 years
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︎ Aug 07 2021
Why does PETA never keep secrets?
They hate it when people don't let the cat out of the bag.
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︎ Aug 20 2021
Why did the secret agent with poor vision eat a lot of peppers?
Because peppers are spy see.
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︎ Jul 23 2021
My wife and I were doing some home renovations, and incredibly, when we knocked down a wall we found a secret/hidden room which was fully modernized and furnished. Thatβs when we rememberedβ¦
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︎ Jul 18 2021
I was once a trusted member of a totally secret cooking society. But they kicked me out..
..for spilling the beans.
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︎ Jun 18 2021
Hey dad, whatβs a secret youβll never tell anyone?
Iβd be lying if I told you
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︎ Aug 17 2021
What is the tree's secret?
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︎ Jun 13 2021
Ninja brings his younger brother to the secret ninja group,
And say's: He's ready,
The Master says: He can't,
Older brother: Shuriken.
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︎ Jul 16 2021
Why didn't the Sons of Liberty have a secret knock?
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︎ Jul 15 2021
Why did the secret agent go to bed?
He wanted to be under cover
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︎ Jul 06 2021
I once fell in love with a melon farmerβs daughter. But when I asked if she wanted to run away and get married in secret, she turned me down.
She told me she cantaloupe.
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︎ May 22 2021
There's a group of sharks that like to meet up in secret. I'd tell you more but...
The first rule of bite club is do not talk about bite club.
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︎ Jun 09 2021
People ask my secret to a happy marriage. I tell them the trick is my wife and I go out to dinner twice a week.
I go Tuesdays and my wife takes Thursdays
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︎ May 14 2021
How do cowboys sent secret messages?
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︎ May 20 2021
Marvelous secret
Tom Hiddleston was on the radio earlier saying he couldn't reveal anything about his new TV series.
He has to keep details Low-key...
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︎ Jun 09 2021
I have a secret to share: I'm the Norse god of mischief.
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︎ May 14 2021
I never knew moles had secret nightclubs
I have to say they have a great underground scene.
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︎ Jun 02 2021
I figured out the secret chord that David played!
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︎ Mar 21 2021
Victorious Secret.
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︎ Feb 28 2021
What's the secret of the Queen's long life?
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︎ Apr 09 2021
A secret society of pranksters is called illuminaughty
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︎ Mar 20 2021
Did you hear the secret joke that only the FBI, CIA, NSA and MI6 know?
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︎ Feb 02 2021
My dad dad was a big Gambler and always won. His secret was to not tell anyone..
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︎ May 17 2021
I was once offered the chance to join a secret club, where anyone who asks a question is permanently banned.
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︎ Jan 23 2021
How does a food critic keep their identity a secret?
They use a Nom Nom Nom de Plum
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︎ Apr 26 2021
A science pun, a secret pun.
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︎ Feb 11 2021
What is the best kept secret of all time?
Well why would I tell you
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︎ Apr 21 2021
Secret Files
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︎ Mar 02 2020
The secret behind a dad joke is in the delivery
Is what the mailman keeps telling my son.
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︎ Jan 23 2021
I just found out that my friend has a secret life as a priest.
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︎ Feb 08 2020
If you play guitar and want to know the secret to making it sound better...
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︎ May 24 2021
Why can't eggs keep a secret?
They tend to crack under pressure.
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︎ Feb 28 2021
How did Vikings send secret messages?
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︎ Nov 11 2020
I Figured out the secret chord that David played!
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︎ Oct 19 2020
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