Went out for Dad's birthday last night, he set me up big time...

He asked the waitress what beers were on tap, which included Blue Moon and Sam Adams seasonal. He said "it's not a special occasion, so I'll have the Sam seasonal." After the waitress left, I asked, it's your birthday, what special occasion do you mean? He said "I only have it once in a blue moon."

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 14 2014
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"You know, if they lost the first game of the season they wouldn't be able to sell beer the rest of the year"

"Why's that?"

"Cause they would have lost the opener"

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My dad's baseball opening day joke

"You know if they lose this game, they can't sell bottled beer the rest of the season"

"Why's that?"

"Because they lost the opener"

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 31 2014
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