Bock Puns

After finishing a bottle -

Wife: How was it? Me: So good I think I'll have another, bock to bock. Wife: eye roll

I asked if it was that good, his smile faded and he looked me dead in the eye as he said no, its fucking close to water. He poured it down the drain without losing focus and walked out of the kitchen

Bock-bock-bock-baguettes!

Yeah, they can't go bock.

Everything was a bock!

He replied, "Bock!"

One makes rocket boosters.

The other makes "bock" at roosters.

He was sittin' on the bock of the day, tastin' wine.

It walks up to the librarian and says "Bock!". The library gives it a book and the chicken takes it in its beak and walks out.

A minute later the chicken comes walking back in and says "Bock! Bock!". The librbrian gives it 2 books and the chicken takes them and walks out.

A few minutes after that the chicken comes back says "Bock! Bock! Bock!". The librarian gives the chicken 3 books but follows him out to see what's going on.

The chicken puts the books down in front of a frog who says "reddit reddit reddit"!

Dad's turn in the check-in line comes up and walks up to the counter, hands in his armpits, elbows out, bobbing his head forward and back as he walk, which was abrupt yet fluid.

He gets to the counter, "brock! bock bock bock"

The lady at the counter says: "Excuse me?"

"Brock! brock bock bock bock" says my father

Worried she says "Can I help you check in?"

My father stares at her, bobbing his head forward and back. The lady looks confused, worried, looks at the rest of the line with eyes pleading for help.

My father then stands up straight, "Oh, I'm sorry, I thought this was this chicken counter" and proceeds to produce his proper papers

We passed a stand selling craft beer and one was called "spring bock." As we were walking away he says, "hey, if you knock me down I'll just spring bock." queue the groans