Bock Beer Puns

A list of puns related to "Bock Beer"

My dad once tried making coffee. When he tasted it he said "ahh, like making love in a canoe."

I asked if it was that good, his smile faded and he looked me dead in the eye as he said no, its fucking close to water. He poured it down the drain without losing focus and walked out of the kitchen

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👤︎ u/NotAPoliceOfficer68
📅︎ Feb 22 2019
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At a baseball game with my dad...

We passed a stand selling craft beer and one was called "spring bock." As we were walking away he says, "hey, if you knock me down I'll just spring bock." queue the groans

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👤︎ u/gilaltom3
📅︎ May 03 2015
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