Local brewery has some jokes
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πŸ‘€︎ u/luzob
πŸ“…︎ Apr 10
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My wife and I went to a local brewery last night. Said brewery has quite a few IPA style beers.

As we were leaving, wife says "Gee, they have a lot of feral cats." I said "Surprised they don't have a lot of feral rabbits." HUH? Because of all the hops they use!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/flylink63
πŸ“…︎ Mar 06
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Back when I worked at a different brewery, one of the brewers only had one leg.

She was in charge of the hops.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DukeofZebulon
πŸ“…︎ Nov 04 2020
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Tim worked in a brewery until one day he was fired without notice....

So he went to his boss's office and said, Budweiser?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/freewillson
πŸ“…︎ Feb 27 2020
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Why does every retired basketball players open a brewery?

Because they've got hops

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πŸ‘€︎ u/blazingsword09
πŸ“…︎ Dec 07 2019
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Seen outside the local brewery
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πŸ‘€︎ u/svetlana45
πŸ“…︎ Apr 27 2019
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I proposed in a brewery at the jeweler’s recommendation.

She said you can’t go wrong with DeBeers.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/changhaobyu
πŸ“…︎ Nov 06 2019
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So, the local brewery just hired a one-legged guy

He's in charge of the hops.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BradC
πŸ“…︎ Feb 06 2017
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Two Chinese guys rob a brewery. The one guy asks, "Is this whiskey?"

The other man replies, "Not as whiskey as whobbing a bank."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/3BeesKnees
πŸ“…︎ May 27 2018
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The best brewery name

If I made a brewery, I'd call it Storm so that bartenders have to say "A storm is brewing"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KneeCola77
πŸ“…︎ Aug 24 2018
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A brewery in Finland is selling 1000 packs of beer now.

Sounds like it'd be difficult to Finnish.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/trojanguy
πŸ“…︎ May 03 2017
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Coaster at the local brewery imgur.com/mcSEwjB
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πŸ‘€︎ u/jpteynor
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03 2016
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I should open a brewery. I'd be rich...

...what with my effortless ability to magically turn "just one more beer" into four or five more beers.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/alienacean
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2017
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A brewery in Finland has perfected the never ending beer

It's very hard to Finnish

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πŸ‘€︎ u/demon969
πŸ“…︎ May 16 2017
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The local brewery are trying to figure out who's been swimming in the vats of fermented apple juice

They're fairly certain the culprit is an incider.

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What do you call the snake that lives at a brewery?

A radlersnake!!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dyebhai
πŸ“…︎ Jul 14 2017
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Redhook Brewery has dad jokes

http://i62.tinypic.com/2eecsnt.jpg

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πŸ‘€︎ u/r_u_fkn_shtn_me
πŸ“…︎ Apr 22 2014
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I went out with a one legged girl once who worked in a brewery.

She was in charge of the hops.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HeftyDanielson
πŸ“…︎ Jan 22 2020
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I dated a one legged girl who worked at a brewery.

She was in charge of the hops.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jengofitzpatrick
πŸ“…︎ Jul 14 2017
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I dated a one legged girl who worked at the brewery....

She was in charge of the hops

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πŸ‘€︎ u/B-man44
πŸ“…︎ Sep 21 2019
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I dated a one legged girl who worked at a brewery.

She was in charge of the hops.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Quint_Cordewener
πŸ“…︎ Jun 11 2019
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