Scratcher Puns

A list of puns related to "Scratcher"

A lot of things have changed after my girlfriend got pregnant

My name, my address, my cellphone number...

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👤︎ u/Lifeless732
📅︎ Sep 01 2022
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I created a device that plays soothing music while scratching hard to reach places

I call it my Bach Scratcher

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👤︎ u/OneTimeIReadABook
📅︎ Sep 04 2022
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What kind of market does a dog hate?

A flea market.

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👤︎ u/k_woz1978
📅︎ Sep 02 2022
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I went to the doctor because I thought I had lice

He said it was a head scratcher

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👤︎ u/tulsaryan32
📅︎ Sep 12 2022
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What celebrity do bald people hate?

Harry Styles

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👤︎ u/emrvberts
📅︎ May 09 2022
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I can't figure out why I get dandruff every spring.

It's a real head scratcher.

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👤︎ u/Fox_intheChickenCoop
📅︎ Jun 12 2022
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No matter what shampoo I use, I can’t seem to get rid of my dandruff.

It’s a real head scratcher.

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👤︎ u/theRiverknows86
📅︎ Jan 13 2021
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The directions for my new dandruff shampoo are very confusing.

It's a real head-scratcher!

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👤︎ u/Sir_Pluses
📅︎ Jun 16 2020
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My wife bought me a scalp massager for Christmas, but I couldn't figure out what it was.

Turns out it was a real head scratcher.

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👤︎ u/allanon101
📅︎ Feb 26 2020
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“Hey Dad, why does Jesus wear a crown of thorns in every picture?”

“No idea. That’s a real head-scratcher.”

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Nov 26 2018
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Can you help Dad figure out where he lost his hat?

It’s a real head-scratcher.

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👤︎ u/Freklred
📅︎ Apr 17 2019
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I can understand why Jesus was crucified.

But the Crown of Thorns—- that’s a head scratcher.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Aug 20 2018
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Lice make for great pets

I see you thinking this one over, it's a bit of a head-scratcher

(got a groan from the wife this morning)

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👤︎ u/twent4
📅︎ Feb 16 2017
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