I told him don't even sphinx about it
6 couldn't believe it. 7 had finally gone off the deep end. 7 had long offended 6. A repeat 6 offender if you will. But this was unforgivable. 9 was his best friend. How could he do this to his best friend? How could it be that 7 ate 9?
6, filled with fury, called his friends 2 and 4. They would get even. 10 was the best friend of 7 you see. 2, 4 and 6 ate 10 to get even. They then began plotting further revenge, but 7 acted first. He gathered 1, 3 and 5 together to take down 6.
Realizing that the odds were against them, 2, 4 and 6 retreated. Their only option was to turn to 12 who had twice the resources 6 had. 7 couldn't follow.
12 quickly called 3 to find out what the root of 7's attack on 9. 3 wasn't sure. He had only supported 7 because of a long standing friendship. But 3 promised to get to the root cause.
Meanwhile, 7's scheming was not yet done. 12 was powerful, but there was one who could reverse his decision to harbor 6. If he could just convince 21, nicknamed blackjack, to reverse 12's decision, it would all be over.
Three times 7 went to 21's compound. On the third try he was able to get through. After explaining that 6 had masterminded the elimination of 10, a grand meeting of the numbers was called.
Both 6 and 7 argued over the whole thing. 13 had the unlucky task of adjudicating the meeting. Each time 13 made an argument, 6 and 7 would add to it by shouting over each other.
Finally, 21 had had enough. "7, why did you eat 9"
7 responded "I just wanted to get 3 square meals." 21 had 7 eliminated for initiating the battle and 6 jailed for masterminding 10's death. And the war was over.
Because they're great at pyramid schemes!
But my mummy wouldn't let me.
They said that they are going to axe body spray.
It'd make cents off so many levels.
/edit:rephrased punchline
Yeah, it was quite the racket
Pyramid schemes
The one that never got built
'She is the dancing queen Young and lean Only seventeen.'
Might as well be called Aaa
Can someone point me to an Anonymous Anonymous group?
A punzi scheme
The Pillsbury Doughboy, remembered best as "Pop N Serve", and/or "Pop N Fresh", died yesterday of a severe yeast infection and trauma complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71.
Doughboy will be buried in this lightly greased coffin.
Dozens of celebrities will turn out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry Jack, the California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, and Captain Crunch.
The grave site is expected to be piled high with flours.
Aunt Jemima will deliver the eulogy and lovingly describe Doughboy as "a man who never knew how much he was kneaded".
Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with turnovers.. He was considered a very smart cookie, but wasted much of his dough on half-baked schemes.
Despite being a little flaky at times, he still was a crusty old man and was considered a positive roll model for millions.
Doughboy is survived by his wife, Play dough, three children: John Dough, Jane Dough and Dosey Dough, plus they had one in the oven. He is also survived by his elderly father, Pop tart.
The funeral will be held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes.
It sounds like a pyramid scheme to me
It was a real Fonzi scheme.
He was running a "Fonzi Scheme."
He created a pyramid scheme
Edit: spelling
Turns out it was a pyramid scheme.
My sister walks up to me and asks: “Are you creating a pyramid scheme?”
It was the very first pyramid scheme.
It was a pyramid scheme.
But it turned out to just be a pyramid scheme.
What a hare-brained scheme.
Because it was all a pyramid scheme
His half-baked scheme didn't work out the way he had planned.
It's a hare-brained scheme.
He ran a pyramid scheme
It was a pyramid scheme
Lost all of his money in a pyramid scheme
He was running a huge pyramid scheme.
I think it's a pyramid scheme.
That would be a punzi scheme.
I wonder if it was someone calling from one of those “pyramid schemes.”
No, I'm not a smart shopper.
(I do this in front of the soon to be eyerolling wife. My boy still to young to "affect")
(This works where I live since the one grocery chain of stores branded their loyalty card scheme with the name "smart shopper")
I told him it was a get Ritz quick scheme...
I hate pyramid schemes.
But it turned out to just be a pyramid scheme.
But it turned out to just be a pyramid scheme...
