But my mummy wouldn't let me.
They said that they are going to axe body spray.
Yeah, it was quite the racket
The one that never got built
'She is the dancing queen Young and lean Only seventeen.'
Might as well be called Aaa
Pyramid schemes
A punzi scheme
Can someone point me to an Anonymous Anonymous group?
The Pillsbury Doughboy, remembered best as "Pop N Serve", and/or "Pop N Fresh", died yesterday of a severe yeast infection and trauma complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71.
Doughboy will be buried in this lightly greased coffin.
Dozens of celebrities will turn out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry Jack, the California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, and Captain Crunch.
The grave site is expected to be piled high with flours.
Aunt Jemima will deliver the eulogy and lovingly describe Doughboy as "a man who never knew how much he was kneaded".
Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with turnovers.. He was considered a very smart cookie, but wasted much of his dough on half-baked schemes.
Despite being a little flaky at times, he still was a crusty old man and was considered a positive roll model for millions.
Doughboy is survived by his wife, Play dough, three children: John Dough, Jane Dough and Dosey Dough, plus they had one in the oven. He is also survived by his elderly father, Pop tart.
The funeral will be held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes.
It sounds like a pyramid scheme to me
It was a real Fonzi scheme.
He was running a "Fonzi Scheme."
My sister walks up to me and asks: “Are you creating a pyramid scheme?”
Turns out it was a pyramid scheme.
He created a pyramid scheme
Edit: spelling
It was the very first pyramid scheme.
It was a pyramid scheme.
What a hare-brained scheme.
Because it was all a pyramid scheme
But it turned out to just be a pyramid scheme.
It's a hare-brained scheme.
He ran a pyramid scheme
His half-baked scheme didn't work out the way he had planned.
Lost all of his money in a pyramid scheme
It was a pyramid scheme
I think it's a pyramid scheme.
He was running a huge pyramid scheme.
I wonder if it was someone calling from one of those “pyramid schemes.”
That would be a punzi scheme.
No, I'm not a smart shopper.
(I do this in front of the soon to be eyerolling wife. My boy still to young to "affect")
(This works where I live since the one grocery chain of stores branded their loyalty card scheme with the name "smart shopper")
I told him it was a get Ritz quick scheme...
I hate pyramid schemes.
The Egyptians with their pyramid scheme.
I can't remember his name - but the guy who ran that Ponzi scheme - he sure made off with a lot of money.
My wife was telling our group a story of how she and her flat-mates got screwed by their landlords (property managers, not the property owners) in England. Right before they were due to refund everyone's security deposits, they took all the money, closed the business, and buggered off to Egypt. I asked her if they set up a multilevel marketing campaign.
You know... a Pyramid Scheme?
He thought it could be a pyramid scheme!
But it turned out to just be a pyramid scheme.
But it turned out to just be a pyramid scheme...
They think he is guilty of a Fonzie scheme.
