My friend told me he was going to pray to Cheesus, his lord and savor.

I told him I'd join him, but only if I could pray to Brieelzebub.

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I got a genuine laugh when I dad joked my wife and 9 year old son today. :) Wife: Do you know Trevor Wang?

Wife: "Do you know Trevor Wang?"

My 9 year old son Xavier: "You mean Trevor Wong? Yeah, he's a trouble maker."

Wife: "Trevor? No he's not, he's a good kid."

Me: "I think Xavier's right and Trevor's Wong."

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I actually got a laugh. I'm gonna savor this time while my son still likes my dad jokes.

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